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[Wo= rd Play is my sort of humor all year long, but in merriest time of year, = yule laugh until eggnog comes out your nose. This one focuses on MUSIC = of the Season.]   Q: What song is always playing at Wendy’s during the = winter?A: Frosty  …

[Need to know = more about the guy in the suit who gets credit for all the work = you?  Here’s, Santa!] Q: What do you call Santa’s = little helpers?A: Subordinate clauses   Q: What do = Santa’s little helpers study at school?A: The = elf-abet   Q: What…

[My friends = keep me smiling.  Here is another batch of real – names = included – reports of the status of their = lives.]   Marilyn L = wrote, “I bought myself a senior citizen GPS – it shows me my = destination AND why I wanted to go…

[Good, bad and = ugly from each year of the 70’s to start your = week]   1. 1970 = – Soviet spacecraft ___________ landed on Venus, the first craft = to transmit from the surface of another planet.   2. 1971 = – ___________ began nationwide transportation = services.…

Christmas = 2020, of a most unusual year!   Dear Family = & Friends –   May your = Christmas Celebrations shine with the BLESSED HOPE that is found only in = the Christ of Christmas! “God kept every promise He made about the = coming of His Son TO…

[Here is a = collection of quotations from authors to warm your hearts this = December]   &#8= 220;Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs = like house cats. It was magical, this snow globe world.” = – Sarah Addison = Allen   &qu= ot;We cannot stop…

[Report from = early Christmas celebrations] The ski trip started great, but it = all went downhill from there.   Mother knows = best, but when winter comes, Mother = Nature snows best.   I was trying = to break the ice with a cute guy, but he kept giving me the…

Did you hear = about the chicken that went to a s=E9ance? She wanted to = get to the other side.   Did you hear = about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed = a little space.   Did you hear = about the math teacher who is afraid of…

Q: What goes = “Ho, Ho, Ho, thump”?A: Santa laughing his head = off   Q: What does = everyone at the North Pole do when Santa’s out delivering = toys?A: Chill   Q: What is = Santa’s favorite state to visit delivering presents?A: = Idaho-ho-ho   Q: What does…

December is = the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for = Christmas. Some insist on = a shirt. Others insist = on a pair of socks. Seems the = argument always ends in a tie. ~~ANSWERS~~ to = Monday’s 1960’s Trivia 1. 1960 =…

[More TRIVIA = for a new week to see what YOU remember or learned about the = 1960’s]   1. 1960 = – Deep-sea vessel Trieste reached record 35,800 depth in the = Pacific’s  _______________   2. 1961 = – John F. Kennedy was the youngest president at age ______…

The= re are few failures more devastating than a failed marriage. At least = that’s how Pastor Ira Stanphill felt when his wife Zelma divorced him. = Together in 1946 they had written a wonderful Christian hymn of = invitation – "Room at the Cross for You”.   The cross…

[First of = many-to-come grif net blog posts about winter, for kids of all = ages]   Q: Why is = winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?A: Because the = grooms always get cold feet   Q: What do you = get when someone stares coldly…