[For new = subscribers to the Grif.Net or for those reading the daily blog on www.grif.net or on Facebook – on = Monday-Friday we send out a slightly warped blend of humor. On the = weekend we send out material that is more serious of a moral, ethical, = religious…
03/16/21 Grif.Net – Bovine Funnies
Wha= t do you call a cow with no legs? Gro= und beef. Why= don’t cows ever have money? Far= mers milk them dry Wha= t do you call the knees on a cow? Bur= ger joints Wha= t did mama cow say to her calf at…
03/15/21 Grif.Net – Secret of a Long Life
One day I = boarded a bus for a long trip across the city and sat down next to a = boy. I watched him eat one chocolate candy bar after = another. Being = concerned, I shared, "Young man, eating so much chocolate is not = healthful for…
03/13/21 Weekend Grif.Net – He Makes No Mistakes
&qu= ot;In 1932, A.M. Overton was the pastor of a church in Mississippi. He = had three small children, and his wife was pregnant with their fourth = child. But when it came time for delivery there were complications, and = both his wife and the baby died. Dur=…
03/12/21 Grif.Net – ABC’s of Speaking Southern (part 3)
GRA= IN (adj). Mixture of yellow and blue.Usage: "Mercy … I’s jus = grain with envy!" GRE= E-YUHL (noun). A cooking utensil of parallel bars on which food is = exposed to heat (as from charcoal or electricity).Usage: "Y’all = want me to throw some more ree-yubs on the = gree-yuhl?"…
03/11/21 Grif.Net – Hangin’ Offense
A = cowboy rode into a strange town and saw carpenters finishing work on a = gallows. Not= icing a rider tying up his horse in front of the hotel, he called, = "Hey, are you folks gonna hang someone?" The guy = nodded. "Yup. We’re fixin’ to hang…
03/10/21 Grif.Net – Addition Problem
In = a first-grade classroom the teacher asked, "If I gave you 2 cats = and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you = have?" Jus= tin raised his hand. "Seven." His= teacher replied, "No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, = and…
03/09/21 Grif.Net – Brazilian
An unnamed = congresswoman was sitting in her DC office when a staff member arrived = with some bad news. “Did you = hear that we just found out 3 Brazilians died last week with = COVID?” The = Representative suddenly put her head on the desk and…
03/08/21 Grif.Net – Good News
A friend had = been seeing Lorraine for some time. He was not happy in the = relationship but didn’t want to hurt her by just breaking it = off. Then he met Ms. Lee, a lovely lady who had just moved from = Korea to the USA, and he…
03/06/21 Weekend Grif.Net – Not the World I Grew Up In
Don= ’t feel sorry or fear for your kids or grandkids because the world = they are going to grow up in is not what it used to be. God = created them and called them for the exact moment in time that = they’re in. Their life wasn’t a…
03/05/21 Grif.Net – ABC’s of Speaking Southern (part 2)
DAI= NTZ (noun or verb). Rhythmic body movements.Usage: "Boy, that = Michael Flatly fellow sure can daintz!" DEE= -YUSK (noun). A circular object or a storage medium.Usage: = "Save yer files on your dee-yusks." DEP= TEE (Noun). A proxy or representative.Usage: "I shot = the shurf, but I didn’t shoot…
03/04/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates
Richard G = shared, “Guy texted me = about how I can make it rich selling Egyptian antiquities. After some = research. I discovered it was just a pyramid = scheme.” Ken H looked = at his wife: “You make my heart beat faster than a delivery from =…
03/03/21 Grif.Net – Speaking of Frogs
A = frog went to a fortune teller to find out if he would ever be lucky in = love. The fortune teller read his palm and told the frog, "I = have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear = first?" The=…