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Have you= ever had a week where you thought "I WISH I COULD JUST QUIT. THIS IS = THE WORST JOB”?   Some years ago, the Q-Tip company made a rectal therm= ometer (it was taken off the market). The written material that accompanied= the thermometer (I’m told) explains how…

= [I’ve saved a few upda= tes of friends from the past months]  = Alr= ic S. recommended, “If your body is cremated, your ashes can be put i= n an hour glass so you can continue to participate in family game night.&#8= 221;   Scott M. admitted, “As we…

= [A long-time Grif.Net reader= in England sent this one. Not bad, old chap.] It was the World Cup = Final, and a man made his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sat d= own, noticing that the seat next to him was empty. &nbs= p;…

= It was late in the day when = a fully loaded minivan pulled into the last campsite in the state park. As = soon as it stopped, the doors flew open and four children began rapidly unl= oading the gear and setting up the tent. The boys headed off…

= [I’ve be= en battling a long illness and for the past four months been “locked = down” to reduce stress, allow time for my body to “catch up&#82= 21;, my emotions to “straighten up”, and my mind to focus again= =2E  My heart has “looked up” to God and…

= A policeman in San Diego pul= led over a driver in a pickup truck and noticed the truck bed was full of k= oala bears. The officer said, "You need to take these koalas to the zo= o."   The man agreed and drove off.   The next day,…

= The Secret Service had to change protocol for when President Trump is = in danger. Instead of yelling "get down!", they now yell "Do= nald, duck!" &nbsp= ; Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest but upon arrival= he realized he misunderstood the objective.   I have a Polish friend…

= Why do fish live in salt = water?  Pepper makes them sneeze.   What do toilets do when they’re embarrassed? = They get a bit flush.   W= ho wins at baseball – pancakes or waffles?  Wa= ffles. They have the best batter.   Wha= t do PHD students In…

=   = DID YOU= KNOW that cannibals won’t eat clowns? I’m told they taste funn= y   DID YOU KNOW that a building maintenan= ce guy lost his legs on the job? Now he’s just a handyman.=   DID YOU KNOW that old skiers never die? They just =…

Had a ca= ll the other day from a woman whose pet poodle of 15 years had died. "= I want to give it a lovely funeral, with a casket, flowers, and a full Chri= stian burial", she said. =  = "What!" I shouted. "I am a res= pected Baptist…

= [Each month on the first wee= kend blog we offer quotations to help encourage or inspire. We hope to cont= inue this tradition in 2026]   “It is = never too late to be what you might have been.” = =AF&nbs= p;George Eliot   “The best revenge i= s…

= What is a New Year’s r= esolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other. But here is a= partial list of my personal resolutions for 2026: &nbsp= ; Resolution #1 =3D I will start jogging. Result? Te= rrible. Every time I started to run the ice…

= “End year’s dusk, new = year’s dawn; gratitude fills the last page, anticipation pens the first.&#8= 221;=AF A.D. Obiero   “Alth= ough no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from n= ow and make a brand new ending.” —Carl Bard   "You know…