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[Random = Thoughts from a well-used human adjusting to retirement] I don’t = always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit. =   I love my age = because I can multi-task. I learn something new every day and forget 5 = other…

[Actual = social-media posts from my friends] Sue O said, “The devil = whispered in my ear, ‘Your not strong enough to withstand this = storm’.  I answered, = ‘You’re’.   Bruce B = corrected, “When asked what body part you washed most in the past = 12 months, people…

Overheard = phone call after finals at a local university last = week:   "Dad, I = got a 100 on all my tests today!"  Boy, was his father = proud!   As the school = year was over, Dad drove to campus to pick up his son.  He also…

Was your Mom = mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole = world!  While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have = cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for = lunch, we had to eat…

Onc= e there was a small town in which lived Epydidumus Roderigo III (for = simplicity everyone just called him Ep). If there was one thing old Ep = was known for it was his collection of antique serving forks that was = passed down through his family for generations. …

I was digging = down deep in our garden when I found a rusty can full of old = coins.    I was about to = run straight in the house to tell my wife.   Then I = remembered why I was digging the hole in the first =…

The= re is nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day. It’s normal = for a couple to have a bridal shower.   It’= s ironic that chili is hot, not chilly.   Wha= t’s ironic about having a left handed pen? It’s for = righting.   Iro= nically, the…

Kno= w what’s ironic? My computer asking me if I’m a = robot.   Whe= n I become a superhero, I’m going to call myself "Ironic". So = when there’s trouble & I’m running away, people will be like = "Isn’t that ironic?" It would be ironic if a movie…

[On the first = weekday of the month, we try our hand at humor.  Many wish we would = fold our hand before playing.]   A thirsty = prospector in the desert visited creek after creek only to find them all = dry. Sadly, he just went from one ex-stream to…

[After 50+ = years of full-time ministry, I am no longer a pastor.  That will = not slow me from praying for the pastors (especially my successor on my = retirement or my two pastor-sons) and rejoice at those who will still = lift me up in their prayers]  …

[Sa= rcasm 101 on the last day of April:] So far, 2021 seems = odd. Lik= e every other year.   Spe= aking of odd, what were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog = chosen to be the first living thing in space? Lai= ka million…

Way= ne: (offering Mary a Tic-Tac) “Did you hear about the guy who = invented these things?" Mar= y: "No. What about him?" Way= ne: "Well, they say he made a mint."   ~~ Mar= y: (browsing through the posts on Facebook) "Hey Hon, it says here = that people…

Wit= h my wife facing her birthday, she looked in the mirror and asked if I = was still attracted to her. I = replied, “Honey, When I married you 50+ years ago I thought you = were about a 6. Now you’re at least a 20. What do you…