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Our son = wondered what we would do for our Anniversary this year, now that so = many of the covid travel restrictions are being lifted. =   I said, = "For our 51st Anniversary I’m going to take Teresa to = Australia!"   My son said = THAT would…

[Mo= re good advice, whether just anticipating a wedding this year or a = veteran of 25, 50, or 75 years of marriage]   To = keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup, whenever = you’re wrong – admit it.  Whenever you’re right = – shut up.…

[An= onymous “advice” on weddings/anniversaries.  Even if I = knew the individual source, I would not disclose it until the statute of = limitations expires.]   A = marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, = tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given = year. &#8=…

[Fa= mous celebrities chime in on wedding bells as our lucky 12 days in June = celebrating marriage continues]   I = think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. = They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. &#8= 211; Rita Rudner   In = my house…

[An= installment of advice on marital bliss from celebrities, some of whom = are veterans of many marriages!]   Unl= ess you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to = remember your anniversary. &#8= 211; Melanie White   I = was married by a judge. I…

[A woman who = worked in hospice care for the dying wrote a list of the top 5 regrets = people said aloud on their deathbed.]   1. "I = wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life = others expected of me."…

Reaching into = my pocket, I smiled when I realized my coins weren’t wet, damp, or even = moist.   Is that = funny?  Not to anyone else, but obviously I have a dry cents of = humor.     ***ANSWERS TO = QUIZ ON CANADA*** 1. What two things…

[Odd trivia related our neighbors in the Great White = North.  Answers tomorrow]   1. What two things was Canadian Miles Gilbert Horton = famous for?   2. Dudley Do-Right is the most famous Royal Canadian = Mountain Police cartoon figure.  Do you remember the name of his = horse?…

Marilyn L = said, “I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s = getting harder and harder to find any.” Scott M = said, “If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, = I’d start thinking about you.”   Boyet A = announced, “We just had…

100= years ago Einstein developed a theory about space. Personally, I think = it was about time.   I = was accused of being a plagiarist.  Hey, it was their word, not = mine.   Goi= ng to bed with music on gives me sound sleep.   In = my…

&qu= ot;This is the day we pay homage to all those who didn’t come home. This = is not Veterans Day, it’s not a celebration. It is a day of solemn = contemplation over the cost of freedom." –Tamra = Bolton   "Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we…

MEM= ORIAL DAY is much more than just a three-day weekend and a chance to get = the year’s first sunburn. It’s a time to remember the men = and women who sacrificed their lives for their country. Here are some = facts to give the holiday a better perspective.…

[As= long as I told you yesterday (I think) about what could be overheard at = my house, I might as well add that I’m old, but proudly admit = these facts]   I = think writing my name in cursive is my signature move.   I = lost my…