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Did yoy hear about the Italian chef that die= d?   >He pasta way   >We cannoli do so much   >His = legacy will become a pizza history   >Here= today, gone tomato   >Sad that he ran o= ut of thyme   >Sending olive my prayers to= the…

DID YOU KNOW . . .   = >When someone says “Hold your horses”, they are aski= ng you to be stable.  That is you hold your horses.   >When someone asks, “What? Where? When?” just = change the first letter to “T” and you have the answers.   >When…

[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and ins= pire our blog readers to greater achievement and aspiration.] &#822= 0;A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.”~ Jack De= mpsey   “But when your sword breaks, you draw your dagger.”~&nbsp= ;C.S. Lewis   “The only…

This is a story about four church members that we will call Eve= rybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.   There was an important job to be done at = Church and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. =   Anybody could have don= e it, but Nobody did…

[Groaners, terrible puns, lame humor, and other nonsense design= ed to make a 4th grader roll her eyes on the 4th]= What happens if all the pigs on the far= m throw a Fourth of July celebration? They c= all it ‘The in the Pen Dance Party"   What did…

NOW THAT I’M RETIRED: Not saying I’ve gotten= lazy these days, but my favorite exercise now is doing “diddly-squat= ”.   I do tuck my feet into my chest and lean forward, since t= hat’s just how I roll.   Monday is cleaning day. So far, I’ve polished = off…

[Everyone knows homophones are words that SOUND alike but are s= pelled differently and with different meanings. Homonyms have the same SOUN= D and SPELLING but with different meanings. Today’s quiz will ask sim= ple questions but will require two homophones for the correct answers, maki= ng it a little…

[Wait. Bad joke, puns, and wordplays are always on the FIRST of= every month, but some of these are wurst than bad. Read at your own risk.]=   >W= hat do you mean ‘June is over’? Julying!   >Those who get too big fo= r their britches will be exposed…

[From the book by P. I. Tilley, LMHC. Use these quotes when wor= ry knocks at your door.  Also use it to comfort others, as helping oth= ers is also a mood booster.]   "That the birds of worry and care fly over your= head cannot change, but that they…

[Such fun with yesterday’s “pig” phrases. Her= e are some more ideas offered by faithful grif net readers plus others from= my own warped mind.]   >Going hog wild. (Stephen)=   >Save your pennies in your piggy bank. (John)=   >Bacon and eggs:  A day’s work for a = chicken;…

[A “Southern” website mentioned = how phrases with “pigs” or “hogs” are common occurr= ences in our language, even though the only time most get close to a pig is= carving the ham at Easter.Here are a few; if you have any to add to the co= llection, please jump…

An ambitious young lawyer was in h= er office late one night when the Devil appeared. He said that he had a pro= position for her.   &#8= 220;I will make you the best lawyer in the world. You will win every case. = You will be rich and famous,…

As a lad, my dad and I would go fi= shing. One morning, after an hour of quiet (and only a few nibbles), I had = to ask him a question.   “Dad? How do fish breathe under water?”   “I don’t know, son,” repl= ied my father.   &#8220=…