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DAD – “Do you know what an opera is, son?” SON – “Yes. It’s where someone gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, they sing.” ~~ SON – “Dad, will you help me with my homework?” DAD – “I’m sorry, son, but that just wouldn’t be right” SON – “Well, at…

This test consists of one (1) multiple-choice question (so you better get it right!). Here is a list of the countries that the U.S. has “bombed” since the end of World War II. China 1945-46 North Korea 1950-53 Guatemala 1954 Indonesia 1958 Cuba 1959-60 Guatemala 1960 Congo 1964 Peru 1965…

A bunch of cows and bulls were standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stood there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stood up and brushed themselves off and went back to their business.…

Visiting his friend’s dorm room, Pat asked, “Hey, Chris! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.” Chris replied, “To tell you the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like…

A guy from Czechoslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in Wyoming, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechoslovakian guy, but the lawyer managed to…

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet overboard. As they watched the wallet float down into the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined…

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy, and as she passed Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, she got the idea that she should buy a car. So she walked into the car dealership and, as it…

If you’re like me, you found the tragedy at Virginia Tech “unspeakably horrible”. As I watched the costliest shooting rampage in the history of our nation unfold and began to see “faces” of the victims, I wondered about those who simply grabbed a cup of coffee, their backpack and rushed…

Was looking for information on what happened to Paul Revere AFTER his famous ride (commemorated this week). Found the oddest bit of humor. It was a VIRUS WARNING for the Paul Revere Virus: PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk…

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked, “Got any I. D.?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?” ~~ A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front…

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the Warden, and a final prayer had been said among…

[Sorry for a little delay in the Grif.Net. On Sunday my Window’s XP’d on my computer and it destroyed files. NOT my humor files in spite of prayers. So $65 to the local guru who prayed to the gods of RAM and DOS and it is finally back – Just…

TOP 10 REASONS RANCH TRUCKS AREN’T STOLEN: #10 They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas #9 Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out. #8 It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease…