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Overheard . . . “I did not vote for Obama but he is remarkable.

After many years, former Denver Bronco Coach Mike Shanahan died and entered the Pearly Gates. God takes him on tour. He shows Mr. Shanahan a little two-room cottage with a faded Denver Broncos banner hanging from the front porch. “This is your house, coach. Most people don’t get their own…

One doctor always stopped at a local pub after work for a hazelnut daiquiri = – a special drink created just for him. One day, the bartender ran out of = hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts = instead. The doctor took one sip of the drink and exclaimed,…

The enormous success of VIAGRA has spurred the drug manufacturer to spawn a whole line of drugs oriented towards IMPROVING MEN in today’s society. Grif.Net readers may be among the first to read about 8 drugs currently being tested: DIRECTRA — a dose of this drug given to men before…

ISLAM is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life. ISLAM has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components. Islamization begins when there are…

Little Jacob was crying on his way home from church. His father and mother repeatedly asked him what was wrong. Jacob finally replied, “The preacher said in his sermon that he wanted all of us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.” ~~…

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven,” the…

Following Super Bowl XLIII and the official end of widowhood for many football widows, here is a summary of some of the best “Ecclesiastical Football” terms in our churches: Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during…

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again = today   I’m in the initial stages of my golden years – SS, CD’s, = IRA’s, AARP…   Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the = paramedics   Old age comes at a very bad time…

[Note: The weekend Grif.Net inadvertently read 02/10 instead of 02/01. Can anyone say “Fat Fingers”? Also, we started a grif.net site on Facebook for any interested. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2227292338#/group.php?gid=52854105302 A number have joined and we are sending the grif.net to 50 new folks starting today – if any get it and don’t…

Like most people, I receive many emails every day on a variety of topics. The truth is that there is just not enough time in a day to read them all. However, I recently received an email about Kurt Warner that I wanted to share with you. Lots of “false”…

More true stories from Grandma [and a couple sent to me by some other grandmas reading the grif.net]

Stories from Grandma – I was in the bathroom, putting on makeup, under the watchful eyes of my young granddaughter, as I’d done many times before. After applying lipstick, I started to leave, when the little one said, ‘But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!’ I will…