Daily Humor

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed = gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside the country = inn. So, he invited the old man inside for a sandwich and = tea.   As they sipped their tea, the gentleman thought he’d = humor the old…

[Keeping up = our attempt at dinner-table-friendly jokes for the children, we offer = another ten jokes, riddled with humor]   Q: What month = of the year do soldiers hate the most? A: = March.   Q: What can be = served but never eaten? A: A = Volleyball.…

Frank M = boasts, “I’ve learned a lot from my mistakes, so I’ve decided to = make many more. This way I can continue = learning.”   Sharon C = requests, “At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw = it into the crowd to see who…

[Up to = “J” and “K” in our Tom Swifty word plays on the = first weekday of each month]   "My = wife’s valuable Chinese necklace has been stolen," said Tom = jadedly.   "Your = meat, madam!" announced the two butcher boys = jointly.   “I tend =…

John Newton = (1725-1807) the author of much-beloved “Amazing Grace”, = shared how the afflictions in his life at sea as a slave-trading captain = were God’s way of calling His prodigal = home.   Afflictions, = though they seem severe,In mercy oft are = sent.They stopped the prodigal’s career,And forced him to…

Mastercard:= Chinese takeout: $19.77   Price of gas = to get there: $2.90   Making it all = the way home and realizing that they forgot to put in one of the = containers:   Riceless   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net = "Jesus = Knows Me,…

The defendant wasn’t happy with how things were = going in court, so he gave the judge a hard time.   Judge: “Where do you work?”  Defendant: “Here and there.”    Judge: “What do you do for a = living?”  Defendant: “This and that.”    Judge: “Take him away.”  Defendant:…

Even airline = counter workers can mess up the odd 3-letter International Air Transport = Association’s (IATA) location = identifier airport codes. On one trip I flew home to Casper, = Wyoming (CPR) but they typed my bag label with the code of Corpus = Christi, Texas (CRP).  I can see…

I tried to = remember the name of my friend who worked each Christmas for the = Salvation Army. But nothing = was ringing a bell.   I going to = tell my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my = lifelong dream of being a…

My wife and I = had this long argument about the appropriate shoes to wear when = gardening. She = wouldn’t listen and kept digging in her = heels.   At the bakery, = I saw a long stick of bread posed for a photo, not for = sale. Evidently,…

A teacher = shared with me: September 1st and school was starting in a = few days. I was starting my 17th year teaching 3rd = graders, that special year in school I loved as children mastered = cursive writing, multiplication tables, maps, and music.  In the = next room…

The wife sent me to Kohl’s to return a pair of = slacks that did not fit. I was at the friendly customer-service desk, = making small talk with the clerk. They have a super return policy but = wanted to know if the size was miss-marked, had a defect…

Well, we just = completed the 26th year of sharing the grif net humor with you all, and = I finally came up with the best clock joke ever. I know what = you’re all thinking. It’s about = time.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net =…