Daily Humor

When God re-gened my heart, giving me true repentance and fa= ith to believe the Gospel (March 17, 1957), He saved my eternal SOUL from h= ell.  I await the day when He saves this aging BODY and makes it etern= ally new.  Meanwhile, I am commanded in the Bible…

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Don Sherman was a resident comedian on board the "Summi= t", our ship of choice for a cruise to Hawaii and back 15+ years ago. = He kept all in stitches with a hilarious evening show in the Celebrity Thea= ter, and he also met in the afternoon in a…

**My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery sto= re. But I have no idea how to tell if a lemo= n is in a relationship or not.   **I looked down sweetly at my daughter and said, &= #8220;It’s always been my dream to…

Today is #73 of the 365 days this year, and I invite you to cel= ebrate March 14th with me. &= nbsp; March 14 is NATIONAL PI DAY because 3 (Marc= h), 1, and 4 are the first three digits of Pi. Celebrate by eating . . . CH= IPS! …

Cali T shared, “My 17-year-old so has been doing chores s= ince I got home. Mowed. Pulled weeds. Took out garbage. As any seasoned par= ent knows, I am more suspicious than grateful.” =   Keith B admitted, “As= I watch the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are…

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desir= e. If you did, what would there be to lo= ok forward to?   Be thankful when you don’t know something. It gives you the opportunity to learn. =   Be thankful for t= he difficult times. During those times…

[Winter is making another run thru the USA and thought everyone= needs some good advice on coping with March cold and snow.  Couldn&#8= 217;t find any, so you get my ideas instead.] = Watch your step . . . it could be your last.   Hot chocolate is like a…

**The boy helping the clerk at the grocery store asked me if I = would like the milk in a bag. I said, &#8220= ;No, just leave it in the carton.”   **Think my wife left me because I’= m too insecure. Never mind she’s back,= she was just at…

I ADMIT . . . > I hav= en’t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interru= pt her.   > I have a clean conscience – obviously, it’s never been used.   > I = love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even…

[Many know famous novels by their FIRST lines.  But what a= bout how they end?  Here are the LAST lines of a dozen famous books. S= ome well-known, some obscure, some self-evident, some cryptic.  Your j= ob is to guess BOOK (and AUTHOR if you know it).  That is tough…

[We all have heard “common phrases” used by parents= or adult when we were younger.  Many are “regional”, some= “ethnic”, and all “memorable”!  Here are a fe= w of mine and would love to hear some of your favorite phrases from childho= od]   &#= 8220;If it was a snake,…