Daily Humor

[Oneth of the Month puns and in June we’ve reached &#8220= ;T” in our list of Tom Swifty humor]   "I flunked this lousy exam,&quo= t; said Tom testily.   "This dugout is infested with crawling bugs," sai= d Tom trenchantly.   "Don’t sneeze with your mouth full," said the…

[Children may g= ive a wrong answer to questions, but even those bring a smile]   Q: How did God part the Red Sea to allow His peop= le to cross? A: With a seesaw   Q: How can you tell a Dogwood tree from an Oak t= ree? A:…

This is a fun, EASY quiz. 25 famous quotations from the silver = screen and you simply need to recall the first movie where it was said.&nbs= p; Give it a shot. Even if you don’t go to movies, these are all part= of our cultural literacy and well-known to…

[My good buddy Paul Olmstead shared this inspiring, true story = fitting for Memorial Day]   “In September of 2005, on the first day of school= , Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock,= did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of…

[Anonymous poem at the Grand Army of the Republic’s &#822= 0;Memorial Day, 1919” ceremony. This was nearly 55 years after the ca= rnage or the War Between the States (no war should be called “civil&#= 8221;) and the few living veterans had gathered with a number of vets from =…

Phoning a patient, the doctor says, “I have some bad news= and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to l= ive.”   “That is bad news,” the patient replies. “What coul= d be worse?”   The doctor answers, “I’ve been trying to…

[Someone asked how I developed such a “unique” (&#8= 220;warped”) sense of humor. In one word? Groucho. Groucho Marx was a= hero of mine with his wit, his odd one-liners, and his subtle word plays]   >&g= t; “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad…

Me: “I’d love to travel more”. My checking account: “Like, to the park?”   Son: &#82= 20;Don’t fish go on vacation?” D= ad: “No, they’re always in school.” =   Fan: “Why can’t= basketball players go to Florida?” Co= ach: “They’d get called for travelling.”   Son: “What is yo=…

At a high school in Montana a group of students played a prank = to try to get out of classes as May and the school year ended.   Early one morning,= they let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they sp= ray painted numbers…

All these advertising taglines were common in the 1950-1990&#82= 17;s era of radio, television and print. Some are still a part of our world= today; most have faded. But all were part of the “top 100” adv= ertising taglines ever. Is one of these your favorite? Think you know the…

A group of highly established alumni got together to visit thei= r old university professor. The conversation among them soon turned into co= mplaints about their stressful work and life. The professor went to his kit= chen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups,…

It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically,= “Say thank you. Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth w= hen you chew. Don’t lean back in your chair.”   Then just when I final= ly got my husband squared away, the kids came along.   ~~  …

Daniel B. reminisced, “I remember the fastest boy in grad= e school.  Think his name was Andy Zoff.”   Tim M. admitted, “Of c= ourse I didn’t mean to offend you. It was a huge bonus, though.”=   Wayne I. r= elated, “In my career, learning how to pick locks…