Daily Humor

[First weekday of each month means MORE puns and wordplays. Enj= oy.] Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans ar= e getting taller. Of course, in 2023, politicians blame it on climb it = change.    Did you know that all national anthems are in the same genre of…

A few days ago, the wife asked if I was well. Wondered because = I look a little peaked. Of course, this got me wandering the ‘net loo= king at that word.  Found that Kelly Kazek shared ideas a few years ag= o on why many say ‘peak-ed’ with two…

My radio only works in the morning. Evidently, I bought an AM radio. &n= bsp; Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlo= r to get a tattoo. After it wouldn’t w= ash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn&#8= 217;t there.   Every…

Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my = bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece= of junk to IKEA.   Bought one of those travelling irons yesterday. Woke up this morning and it was gone. =   If you’re feeling dow= n, try drinking…

** “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for e= motionally disturbed teachers.” &= nbsp; ** “My greatest nightmare as a teache= r is tying a wet shoelace when it hasn’t been raining.”   ** “My = teachers are the only people I know who lose sleep over…

[I don’t know about you, but olive funny food puns. After= all, many a true word is spoken ingest. So, lettuce take a moment to = read through this batch of food puns and word plays.] =   My niece quit her job at th= e doughnut factory because she was…

My pet Egg died.   He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn’t beaten, bu= t I think he may have been a salted or even whipped.   He seemed almost shell-shock= ed, but he did go over easy. Looked like he was going to scramble but didn&= #8217;t…

[Random thoughts on “brokenness” from The Heart = God Revives (Moody Press) by Nancy Leigh DeMoss, 2002]   >True brokenness is= a lifestyle – a moment-by- moment lifestyle of agreeing with God abo= ut the true condition of my heart and life – not as everyone else thi= nks it…

If Watson or Livingstone are not the most famous doctors in the= world, then Who is   ~~ So, you don’t trust= a doctor to stitch you up? Fine. Suture se= lf.   ~~= My job is to drill holes in things and then= bolt them together. At first, it’s…

Checking out reports from various police departments around the= country   >WANTED: Individual stealing wheels off police vehicles overnight. Un= its are working tirelessly to find the thief.   >WANTED: Energizer bunny. Seen g= oing and going and going. Charged with battery.   >WANTED: Somone stole the toil= et seats…

I’m afraid for my 2023 calendar as I turn another page. It looks like its days are numbered.   Where do you = learn to make a banana split? Sundae school= =2E   Wh= at do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.  …

[Yesterday morning the wife asked if I’d had a nutritious= breakfast before leaving the house to see the doctor. As I walked out, I m= umbled “oatmeal” and she smiled. That she didn’t pursue t= he matter made me smile because it would have been hard to justify “c= offee…

[Nadine stops by Larry’s Country Diner regularly and shar= es insights and experiences of life:] &= nbsp; “Is ‘I am’ the shortest s= entence in the English language? Maybe. But ‘I do’ is sure the = longest.”   = “Marriage is like a 5000-piece picture puzzle that is all s=…