Daily Humor

Whe= n a man arrived home from work, his wife was waiting for him. She sat = him down and told him she had good news and bad news about the = car.   &qu= ot;Okay," he said. "Tell me the good news = first."   She= said: "Well, the…

Going through some difficult days, a friend asked me if God REALLY loved her. So I said, “If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and dazzling-colored leaves in the…

Y= ou KNOW it’s a bad Friday when . . . A copy of your birth = certificate comes in the mail marked null and void. = E= veryone loves your driver’s license picture. P= eople give you the senior citizen discount and you’re only 37. = Y= our twin…

The other day I went over to a = nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of = the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located and took out my = little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto…

A friend was trying to help his wife with some = household chores.  He came across his dirty sweatshirt so decided = to wash it before the big game with the Gopher’s.  From the laundry = room he yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use to wash =…

[These are = more actual explanations of WHY the vehicle was in an accident.  = Taken from police reports and insurance company = records.]   On approaching = the traffic lights, the car in front suddenly = broke.   I didn’t think = the speed limit applied after midnight.  …

[After the touching = weekend grif.net, why not another Grif.Net about Edison?] At the = turn of the Century, Thomas Edison was out in Wyoming visiting various = Indian tribal lands.  He noticed that they had outhouses, but all = were without electricity or lights. Of course he wanted to…

It is said that = one day Thomas Edison came home and gave a paper to his mother. He told = her, "My teacher gave this paper to me and told me to only give it = to my mother." His mother’s eyes = were tearful as she read the…

 A = traffic cop pulled over an elderly lady driving her little old car too = slowly on the highway.   "This is = a 75 mph highway, ma’am," he said. "How come you’re only doing = about 20? You’re a danger to other = vehicles."   "I’m = sorry,…

A couple was = going out for a rare night on the town. They put on their best clothes, = called a cab, and put the cat out. The taxi arrived but as the couple = walked out of the front door, the cat shot between their legs, back into…

A Colorado farmer growing marijuana was upset.  = No matter how strong he built the fences, every day a neighboring herd = of cows returned to graze in his field, harming the crop.  He = didn’t like it, but he accepted it.   After all, = he reasoned, it was…

Many may not know that I am serving in the small = juror-pool in our District Court until February 2016.  Read about = different trials upcoming and wondering what cases I will be called = on.   Heard of one where two men were fighting.  They = were arrested by…

A cannibal = king in a remote jungle had a particular taste for missionaries. Most = were always tasty (though he had to be sure they were properly cooked = because nothing was worse than boiling friars).   But while his = people were happy to see the king enjoying…