Daily Humor

·         = [Grand-parentin= g is fun and games.  Especially when I get to play some = old-fashioned games AND maybe sneak in some lessons, too.  These = are on my agenda this week.]·         =  ·         = (1) = HOPSCOTCH.  If my joints are up to it, I’m going to =…

Q. Why do bears have lots of hair?A. Fur = protection   Q. What is the best thing about elevator = jokes? A. They work on many = levels   Q. What happens every time you want to start a = diet? A. A chocolate bar looks at you =…

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to = a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.   He = said:  "Up until last week, I still had it all!  Plenty = to eat, my clothes were washed & pressed, I had a…

[Fifth in our list of possible books = I’d like to see written]   ‘A Lute or a Guitar?’ by = Amanda Lynne ‘French Windows’ by Pattie = O’Dors ‘Becoming a Member of Mensa’ by Jean = Yuss ‘Early Rock & Roll Music’ by Tristan = Shout ‘My Nightmare Journey’…

[Going to see four grandkids this week, so need to get = ‘warmed up’ on jokes that will make their eyes = roll.]   Q. What happened when 19 and 20 got into a = fight? A. 21   Q. What are = the only sort of bagels served in…

I LOVE the way the earth rotates.  It really = makes my day.   I LOVE corduroy pillows.  They make very unique = headlines each morning.   I LOVE = learning sign language.  Hope it will come in handy = someday.   I LOVE my workouts at the Fitness Center.…

[This is posted on the wall of Mother = Teresa’s home for children in Calcutta. Lots of good = thoughts.]   IF people are often unreasonable, illogical and = self-centered . . . Forgive them = anyway.   IF you are honest and frank, people may cheat you . =…

The magazine = about ceiling fans went out of business due to low = circulation. It only rains straight down. = Evidently God doesn’t do windows. The thing I like = about chiropractors is that they always have your = back. As I’ve = said many times, I never repeat…

The second grade class studied magnets and enjoyed = hands on play and discovery all day long.   Next = day, to review, the teacher gave them a quiz. "I am a six-letter = word that starts with ‘M’ and picks up things. What am = I?"   She was…

[Another installment of books = I’d like to see written]   ‘Understanding Geology’ by = Roxanne Minerals ‘Get Moving’ by Sheikh = Allegg   ‘Resolving High School Truancy’ by Marcus = Absent ‘Exploring Unknown Lands’ by Terry = Incognita ‘Voice Amplification Techniques’ by Mike = Raphone   ‘Get Rid of…

A friend in Minnesota called to tell her pastor = that her brother had just won a million dollars in the State = Lottery.  "But I have a problem," she continued. "My = brother has a bad heart and I’m afraid that if I tell him, he may have a…

We were so pleased with the thought of some of our = grandchildren coming that we gave an extra ten dollars in the offering = plate a week ago.   They = headed back to their home last Wednesday after eight days with us, so = yesterday we put in…

[Ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP? Generally = we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. = Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will = begin to find a new method to deal with those rough days…