Daily Humor

[A baker’s dozen real posts on social media= from my so-called friends to demonstrate my warped humor is not alone.]Dale S. proclaimed, “Chocolate is the answer.  It doesn&#82= 17;t matter what the question is.”   Linda Z. sai= d, “Sometimes I think I’m a reasonably intelligent person and s= ometimes…

When = Jesus mentioned serving the hungry, the thirsty, the stranger, the naked, t= he sick, and the prisoners—He left out one group. Mainly because it d= idn’t exist in His day. But it does now, and I believe Jesus would ad= d it to the others.   It’s the…

Durin= g my morning walk, I saw a funeral procession pull into the local cemetery.= Several carloads of family members followed a black pickup truck towing a = boat with a coffin in it.   I just had to = walk over to where they were parked. I remarked that…

[I adapted a list of previously “unspoken rules”= about flying the day after an “eventful” flight. Living in Wyo= ming meant always commuting on small regional flights home on the final leg= =2E Everything was booked through Denver, Salt Lake, or Minneapolis. Our fl= ight sped off down the runway…

One g= al complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. = I’ve been so upset that I’ve lost 20 pounds.”   “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just = leave him?” asked her friend.  = She= thought a moment, then answered, “Maybe I will…

[Seco= nd round of searching out capital cities, this time in our own United State= s. Not conventional quiz but containing odd facts about each capital city. = ]   1. What state capital city is famous f= or inventing perforated toilet paper?   2.= What state capital city contained…

SHOUT OUT to the sidewalks.  They keep me off the street. SHOUT OUT = to my fingers. I can always count on the= m. SHOUT OUT to facial hair. I always tried to shave it off, but now it’s kind of growing o= n me. SHOUT OUT to that old…

[Firs= t weekend of the month means encouraging and inspiring words from the past = (and present). Think on these things.]   = =E2=80=9CBeing successful and fulfilling your life=E2=80=99s purpose are no= t at all the same thing.=E2=80=9D=E2=80=95 Rick Warren   =E2=80=9CWith malice toward none, with charity towa= rd all.=E2=80=9D ~…

RAGGED OLD FLAG &nbsp= ; I walked through a county courthouse square,= On a park bench an old man was sitting there. I said, "Your old courthouse is kinda run down." He said, "Naw, it’ll do for our little tow= n." I said, "Your flagpole has = leaned a little…

= [Readers are BEGGING, but I’m not listening to their pleas and going = to share MORE Grandpa jokes today]   I’d l= ove to have kids one day. I think that’s as long as I can ha= ndle them.   The guy who stole my diary we= nt missing.…

A son= told his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” =   His father sighed and said, “You know, you c= ould do better.”   “Thanks D= ad,” the son replied. “That means a lot.”   The father shook his head and said, “Quiet. son. = I was talking to…

[Five= Tuesdays in July, five Capital Cities quizzes coming up. Some easy, some t= ough, all will help brain function and wanderlust. Answers tomorrow.]   1. What is the largest capital city (populati= on) in the European Union?   2. What is th= e capital of Granada?   3. What…

[Might as well end June with more high-quality pu= ns and word plays better than Dad ever told.]   I wonde= red why the pupils are the last part of the body to stop working when you d= ie. Then I remembered they dil= ate.   Teresa asked me the…