Daily Humor

[On the first weekday of the month, we share some of the best a= nd worse puns and word plays]   I’ve just finished reading a book about the w= orld’s greatest basement. It was a best cellar. =   Speaking of books, I ordere= d a book of puns…

[I promise this is the LAST bunch of PhD jokes for the month]   I&#8217= ;ve been doing my psychology PhD thesis on the mental health and well-being= of little people. After 4 long years and mu= ltiple studies, I’ve concluded 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t Happy.=   What…

[Even MORE lame jokes about PhD’s?  Secret’s o= ut – my son-in-law Dr Z just defended his dissertation and earned his= REAL PhD on Monday, so HAD to tweak him this week. Well, what did you expe= ct from this blog?] So, I have this friend who studied to become…

[Had such fun with PhD jokes yesterday, that I have a whole &#8= 216;nuther bunch!]   I have finished writing my PhD thesis on penguins. In hindsight, I probably should have written it on pape= r.   I h= ave a friend who just finished her PhD in Botany. Instead…

[Achieving a Ph.D. is a lofty goal for anyone. I have a couple = of “urned” degrees myself (the closest to a Ph.D. I ever held w= as a post hole digger) but want to joke and tease and try out some “P= h.D. Humor”.]   What do you call…

There was once a man who walked his dog every Sunday morning ar= ound a lake near his house. Week after week, he saw the same elderly woman = sitting at the edge of the water with a small metal cage next to her. The m= an’s curiosity finally got…

[Most are familiar with “Peter piper picked a peck of pic= kled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter piper picked. If Peter piper = picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter piper = pick?” Here are a few more tongue-tangling tales to make your…

With all my h= eart I praise the LORD! With all that I am I praise His holy name!  With all my heart I praise t= he LORD!   I will never forget how kind the LORD has been: >He forgave our sins. >He healed us when we = are…

[I always thought I was smart. Even my dad agreed; he kept tell= ing me I had a ‘smart mouth’. I’ll let you be the judge.]= Supervisor: Can I ask you a question?Me: I don’t know. Ca= n you?.   Supervisor again: May I ask you a question? Me: You’ll…

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We&#82= 17;ll see about that.   I doubt, therefore I might be.   I used to have an “hourglass= ” figure, but then the sand shifted.   I am thankful for people explaining = the word “many” to me. It means…

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems &#= 8212; the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.   I won’t spell pa= rt backwards. It’s a trap. =  = I replaced our bed with a trampoline, and my wif= e hit the roof.…

[Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Gratitude is not about a= one-time meal, family gathering, day off, or bonus. It is a culture&n= bsp;of thankfulness. Creating such a culture begins when we see the value o= f regularly expressing appreciation to one another, and what a positive imp= act such…

SUCCESS IS THE S= AME WHETHER YOUNG OR OLD   When I was young, I found that . . . = At age 5 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.= At age 10 succ= ess is . . Having friends. At age 17 success is .…