Daily Humor

[A = Christmas Story.=A0 Kinda.] One day Caesar = tweeted his followers of which there were many, “Yo! It’s = time to pay your taxes #ObeyMeOrElse”   All over the = world people logged onto Travelocity for the best deals in getting back = to their hometowns.   And Joe…

The Three Wise = Men went to see baby Jesus, and “presented unto Him gifts; gold, = frankincense, and myrrh.” These are simple words, but if we analyze = them carefully, we discover an important, yet often-overlooked, = theological fact: There is no mention of wrapping = paper.   If…

A little girl = was decorating a box with a gold wrapping paper to put it under the = Christmas tree. Money was tight, so the girl‘s father punished her = for wasting almost an entire roll of that expensive = paper.   However, on = Christmas morning the girl…

[Families = gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are = ‘touchy’. Here are the final ten ‘ask anytime’ = starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no right or wrong = answers]   Can you buy an = entire chess set in a pawn shop?…

[Families = gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are = ‘touchy’. Here are the next ten ‘ask anytime’ = starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no right or wrong = answers]   Why = doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey…

[Families = gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are = ‘touchy’. Here are the next ten ‘ask anytime’ = starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no right or wrong = answers]   What happens = if you get a paper cut from a Get…

[Families = gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are = ‘touchy’. Here are the next ten ‘ask anytime’ = starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no right or wrong = answers]   How come = people say they ate the last piece of gum when…

[Families = gather for the holidays, but sometimes topics of conversation are = ‘touchy’. Here are the first part of fifty ‘ask = anytime’ starters for fun interaction. They joy is, there are no = right or wrong answers]   Why is it said = that an alarm clock is…

When James was = a college student, he had admired a lovely sports car in one = dealer‘s showroom for a long time. He knew that his parents could = afford it and told them that THIS car is all that he wanted as a gift in = a day…

Yesterday in third grade, a student was lying in the = floor, working in his math workbook. "Why are you doing your = multiplication work on the floor?" his teacher asked = incredulously. "Well, you told me not to = use any tables!" he replied defensively.   [next week is…

IN RESPONSE TO = THE INVITATION FOR A REUNION OF ALL-TIME GREATS . . = . * Newton said = he’d drop in.* Rodin said he’d think about it.* Ohm resisted the = idea.* Boyle said he was under too = much pressure.* Darwin said = he’d wait to see…

I was noticing that one of the English workbooks asks the = students to describe their mother. One of the students described his = mother’s hair as auburn. I was impressed that any student would use such = a sophisticated word. "How do you know your = mother’s hair color…

TYPERVENTILATE =3D to send messages in rapid = sequence   SUCKRIFICE =3D doing what you absolutely must do even = though, in reality, you hate it   PRETEENTIOUS = =3D level of drama only attainable by a 12-year-old   PREGRET =3D = to know what you are about to do…