Daily Humor

[TOUGHEST QUIZ = EVER. Quotations from the plays of Shakespeare are often used = today.  Many might know WHERE the quotation’s source was, but = few remember WHO the character was that said the famous line.  Each = quotation, then, has TWO answers – the person who said it and…

&#8= 220;Feelings come and feelings go,And feelings are deceiving;My = warrant is the Word of God–Naught else is worth = believing. Though all my heart should feel condemnedFor want = of some sweet token,There is One greater than my heartWhose Word = cannot be broken. I’ll trust in God’s unchanging…

A = father wanted to prove that he was not just some boring house Dad so he = went and got his first tattoo.  Tiny. Less than an inch = square.   Whe= n he got home he excitedly showed it off to his wife and = kids.   &qu=…

A = man just finished having serious eye surgery and his surgeon led him to = his office to discuss the results.   &qu= ot;So, would you like the good news or the bad news first?" the = surgeon asked.   The= man excitedly replied, "I’ll take the good news…

The= teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy = boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling = and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally, = when the second boot was on, she…

FOUND ON THE = BULLETIN BOARD AT CHURCH . . .   “The = Palm Sunday blessing of the pets will be followed by a hot dog = lunch”   “There = will be a rummage sale next Saturday. Ladies, please leave your clothes = in the basement.”   “The…

[Again on the = first weekday of every month we try to share the very best word = plays.  Again this month we failed.] It’s very rare = for a defibrillator to fail, even though when it happens, nobody is = shocked.   I visited a = lovely old winery…

JES= US LOVES ME . . . a song no longer just for children   (ve= rse 1) Jes= us loves me, this I know, Tho= ugh my hair is white as snow Tho= ugh my sight is growing dim, Sti= ll He bids me trust in Him.   (CH=…

[Such an = underwhelming response to this week’s “Dad Jokes”, we = HAD to offer another batch of even lamer ones. Dr T suggested I rename = them as “Genuine” or “Brilliant” humor.  = You be the judge] Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about = why they…

Mar= ilyn L lamented, “I had to remove the battery from my carbon = monoxide detector.  The constant beeping was giving me a headache = and making me feel sick.”   Ken= H reminds us, “The definition of ‘overweight’ is = ‘living beyond your seams.”   Pat= ricia H rejoiced,…

[Dad jokes are = often maligned. Add them to characters in the Bible and they slide = further downhill. But it’s winter and we love sliding.] Q: = Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? = A: Moses broke = all 10 commandments at once.   Q: What…

The= sermon was long.  Very long.  And the pastor showed no sign = of slowing down. A man got up and left in the middle of the message and = later walked back in.   Aft= erward, the pastor asked the man where he had gone.   &#8= 220;I went…

[En= joying weekly quizzes each Monday.  Here’s one on a popular = game show.] 1.  When did Wheel of Fortune premier = (month/year)   2. = What famous TV producer devised the game show?   3. = What other iconic TV game show is also a product of this great…