Daily Humor

For the spring prom school dance, a shy boy asked out the girl = he liked.   To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist = for an hour.   To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line…

It is mid-May and Major League Baseball season is in full swing= =2E  Someone may need to tell the White Sox or Rockies or Angels they = can start playing any time now. = Here are so= me quotations by baseball players/managers and you must step up to the plat=…

A food critic visited a local restaurant to review its food for= the town magazine. The owner welcomed him and showed him to the table.   The food= was presented to him and after a while, the critic called the owner to say= that there is something missing in his…

[Each month we take time to encourage and inspire our blog read= ers to greater achievement and aspiration.] “I may not be wher= e I want to be, but if I stop now, I’ll NEVER get where I’m going!”~ Laura Lynch   “If your failure is not a lesson, it’s indeed…

Tim and Janet decided to tie the knot. One evening, after the h= oneymoon, he was in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His bride = was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence, she final= ly said, "Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe…

[You may use this as a QUIZ with family around the table, = talking about the meaning of our “favorite sayings about chickens&#82= 21; and what we learn from those birds.  Call it “Chicken Chatte= r”. I’ll start.] &nbsp= ; Grandma is no spring chicken.   If I men= tion…

One lovely spring day Shawn went to see Carl. Carl had a big sw= ollen nose. “Whoa, what happened, = Carl?”, Shawn asked. “I snif= fed a brose,” Carl replied. &nbsp= ; “What?”, Shawn said. “There&#= 8217;s no ‘b’ in rose!” Carl replied, “There was in this one!”   ~~…

As we were reading last night, I asked my wife if she was enjoy= ing the library book we’d picked up. “Oh, yes, dear!&#8= 221; was her enthusiastic reply. =  = “What’s it about?” I wondered = aloud.   “It is a wonderful novel about a woman my age who…

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the safe that was invented by a cop and ro= bber team? It was quite a combination.   = HAVE YOU HE= ARD ABOUT the skeleton that was a bad liar? You could see right through it. &nbsp= ; HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT the crime in…

Af= ter 51 years of ministry, a factor in our choice of retirement location in = 2021 was a wonderful Christian University located in a small Midwestern com= munity.  Maranatha Baptist University is a fundamental. biblical, cons= ervative, accredited, high-quality educational institution.  Both my w= ife and I were in…

Scott C posted, “I asked the worship leader what we would= be singing this Sunday. He told me he would cross that bridge six times wh= en he comes to it.”   Ken M said, “Whenever I think of music in the 80&= #8217;s, I think of the boom box.…

These are some real messages on signs seen around the world (so= me obviously for English-speaking visitors to that region). Some make perfe= ct sense, while others show something lost in translation.   > Park benches may = be wet during periods of rain.[France] =   > For restrooms, go…

[First of the Month mean= s another dose of bad jokes, puns, and lame humor. Supposedly from my count= y in Wisconsin, but we know they aren’t.] Watertown police recently found an abandoned car that had been u= sed in the burglary of a sporting goods store. The only item…