[Another = month, another round of Tom Swifty (“letter D”) puns to = endure, er, enjoy]   "This, = that, these, those, and such," said Tom = demonstratively.   "Tom, you = are falling below average on your tests," said the teacher = degradingly.   "The = eclipse is starting,"…

[Many (2 = exactly) liked the Q&A for kids and the beach.  That demands = MORE great humor, but you will have to settle for mine = instead.] What’s the first card game played at the = beach? Go = Fish.   Why = don’t sharks like fast food? Because…

[Tough recuperation, so lots of down time to let the = brain wander o’er hill and dale while the mouth = heals]   **In the Old West, they would mount lanterns on their = horses for traveling at night. Probably an early form of saddle light = navigation.   **Poop…

[Tired of = Spring just peeking around, but not really showing up?  Wishing = Summer would get here and the open water call?  Smile a bit with = lame Q&A for kids] What did the ocean say to the = beach? Nothing.  = It just waved.   What did the…

WAITING FOR = SPRINGJohn Newton   Though cloudy = skies, and northern blasts,Retard the gentle spring = awhile;The sun will conquer, prove at last,And = nature wear a vernal smile.. The promise, which from age to = age,Has brought the changing seasons round;Again shall calm the = winter’s rage,Perfume the air, and paint the…

Millennials – the = smoothie-drinking generation that grew up with smartphones, tablets, and = never learning how many genders exist out there – deserve the = Boomers’ scorn at the man-bun wearing, Instagram-posting, = avocado-eating generation.  We Boomers believe the generation using = selfie-sticks need to take a ‘long’ look…

A = woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In rushing = to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to = and seized the telephone table. It fell over with a crash, jarring the = receiver off the hook.…

Teresa: Honey, = who is your favorite literary vampire?   Bob: Ah, the = one on Sesame Street.   Teresa: OK, = but he doesn’t count.   Bob: I can = assure you that he does.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net = "Jesus = Knows Me,…

On = the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the = door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will = give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That’s = too long to…

Bret P = admited, “I love God, but some of His children really get on my = nerves.”   Myrna T = confessed, “At the end of my last appointment, my doctor took his = own blood pressure.”   Joseph C = expressed, “A truckload of Vicks Vapor Rub overturned…

The dinner = guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, = decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What’s a = kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was = to become a teacher?"  He reminded the…

[Someone asked = that since now I=E2=80=99m starting my 75th year, could I = share some insights about my personal life. Sure = thing.]   I went to a = psychic and knocked on her front door. She yelled "Who is = it?" I = left. =E2=80=8B=E2=80= =8B I have…

[For new = subscribers to the Grif.Net or for those reading the daily blog on www.grif.net or on Facebook – on = Monday-Friday we send out a slightly warped blend of humor. On the = weekend we send out material that is more serious of a moral, ethical, = religious,…