[Philip P. = Bliss, 1838-1876, wrote this simple song encompassing the mission two = thousand years ago of our Savior.  And we join the simple refrain = today – Hallelujah.]   “Man of = sorrows” – what a namefor the Son of God, Who cameruined = sinners to reclaim:Hallelujah, what…

**My former = tax preparer is the best at finding loopholes.  Ask anyone in his = cellblock.   **My dream is = to make so much money people resent how little I pay in = taxes.   **Dear IRS: I = would like to cancel my subscription.  Please remove my…

We were tired = and sad after the funeral of a good friend. Realizing we were also = hungry, my wife and I stopped at a Chinese restaurant for a quick = bite.   Our relaxing = time came to an abrupt halt, though, when I read the fortune =…

A highway = patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the highway. Looking at the = car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was = knitting.   The trooper = opened his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over! Pull = over!”  …

Some surgeons = were talking about the best type of patients on which to operate . . = .   The first = surgeon said, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when = you open them up, everything on the inside is = numbered."   But the second…

=E2=80=8B[Feel = free to borrow any of these jokes without attribution. I did.] I = got lost in the forest, but fortunately I=E2=80=99d followed advice and = had a compass with me. I was able to draw perfect circles while I = was waiting to be rescued. =E2=80=8B=E2=80= =8B My…

What kind of = king are you?  What kind of = king rides on a donkey, a donkey that might be borrowed, or might be = hijacked? What kind of = king builds a castle with a wide-open door for children to enter but a = needle-eye sized hole for…

Instead of going to Starbucks, I = make coffee at home, mispronounce my own name as loudly as possible, = then light a $5 bill on fire.   Jeff said, “I don’t = call it coffee. I prefer the term, “break fluid” that makes = you go.”   A yawn…

What are coffee shops in Russia = called? Tsarbucks.   There is a time and a place for = decaf coffee. Never, and in the = trash.   What do you call it when cafe = customers joke about their coffee? A brewhaha.   Don’t ever let anyone tell =…

I visited a coffee shop where the = Wi-Fi password was wedonthavewifi. It was a very frustrating = conversation with the cashier.   What’s it called when you = steal someone’s coffee? Mugging.   A man at a restaurant was annoyed = that the waiter hadn’t brought a spoon for…

I don’t have a problem with = caffeine. I have a problem without = caffeine.   How are coffee beans like my = kids? They’re always getting = grounded.   I was on the phone with my wife = and said, “I’m almost home, honey, please put the coffee =…

Thi= s morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Aft= er 15 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at = home.   A = guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go. The= coffee gets up and leaves.  …

[We retired in = Wisconsin. It snowed on March 31st. It melted off on April = 1st.   My wife asked if this would be the = “last snow” before spring.  I said, “Probably = not”. Awoke today to another couple inches of snow.  = Reminded me of a poem by…