Psalms = 95:1-3 Come, let us = sing for joy to the LORD; let us shout aloud to the Rock of our = salvation. Let us come before Him with THANKSGIVING and extol Him = with music and song. For the LORD is the great God, the great King = above all…

Wife whispered = to her husband: “Wake up. Someone has broken into our house. I = think they’re still here and eating the food I made last night. = Call the police.”Husband: “Oh, no! Think we’d better = call an ambulance first.”   ~~~ An elderly = married couple were…

As I get = older, I’ve been thinking about the future. **I will be = the last person to die in my lifetime.   **I’m = not ready to die. I can’t imagine a future without me in = it.”   **I told a = friend I had questions about…

Interesting = Math Trivia –   0 is the only = number that doesn’t have a Roman Numeral (It was =   111,111,111 x = 111,111,111 =3D 12,345,678,987,654,321   A nonagon has = 9 sides.  (I have never seen one, have = you?)   -40 degrees is = the same…

“Who = said it?” was an educational [don’t tell my kids] pastime I = played with my children as we walked or drove, to pique curiosity about = history, literature, media, culture. It was an era before the = computer-on-a-phone; today they would not have to research/think but = just…

Mary’s = mother: "I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, = but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you did in = poetry?" ~~Batman&#8= 217;s mother: "Yes, it is a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how = much…

[True account = from Joyce P of Pennsylvania]   My = six-year-old daughter, Rona, listened intently as the speaker visiting = our church for our missionary conference told of the hardships of the = people in the region she was serving.  This was the day after = Rona’s birthday, and…

On Armistice = Day, we remember. Remembrance honors those, the veterans who = served to defend our democratic freedoms and way of life. =   Remembrance = unites across faiths, cultures and backgrounds to remember the service = and sacrifice of the Armed Forces against tyranny and = hate.  …

Our church song-leader was out of town for a Sunday and a = dear (tone-deaf) brother volunteered to fill in. After the first = song he asked the church pianist, “What key did I sing that = in?”   She sweetly replied, “Most of = them.”    ~~ Dr Bob…

I have team = pix of when I was a basketball player in high school. I asked my dad why = he didn’t have pix of me out on the floor actually playing. He = answered, “Son, nobody wants to remember = that.”   Wife wanted me = to pick…

Here are some = proper terms for fears related to weather events.  I admit most = were unfamiliar to me (and meteorology was one of my favorite undergrad = classes at UW).  How will you do MATCHING these seldom-used = official weather terms with their commonly labeled = conditions?  …

Adele T = confessed, “My math teacher called me average.  How = mean.”   Bob C shared, = “I’m a social vegan. I avoid = meet.”   Sue W said, = “I always start running in the fall. Not all of me. Just my = nose.”   Keith C =…

Keep = Going by Edgar Guest = (March 3, 1921)   When things go = wrong, as they sometimes will,When the road you’re trudging = seems all up hill,When the funds are low and the debts are = high,And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,When care is…