Ken M shared, = “I’m back with doable New Year’s Resolutions: Procrastinate more. = Okay, I’ll start tomorrow.”   Bob T said, = “I live to help my friends. If they lose weight, I find = it.”   Andrea S = boasted, “At midnight on New Year’s Eve I stood…

A horse walked = into a caf=E9 and ordered a big mixed greens salad.=A0 The waitress = said, “You know, you’re in here often. Wonder if the rancher = knows you have a problem with your diet? Don’t you think you might = be becoming addicted to human food?”  …

One day a = 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside = him and the driver lowered a window.   "I’ll = give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car," said the = driver.   "No way! = Get…

“Courage = isn’t having the strength to go on. It is going on when you don’t = have strength.” – = Napoleon Bonaparte   “The = greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again = after you fall.” — Vince = Lombardi   “Worry = does not…

[Bumper = Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your opinion of best = today]   Does the name = Pavlov ring a bell?   My dog can = lick anyone.   Suburbia: = Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them. =   I’m…

[Bumper = Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your choice of the = best of today’s collection]   Rock is dead. = Long live paper and scissors.   Veni, Vidi, = Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.   Watch out for = the idiot behind…

[Bumper = Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your choice of best = one today]   EARTH FIRST! = We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.   My wife keeps = complaining I never listen to her (or something like that). =   Veni, Vedi, = Visa: I…

[Bumper = Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your choice of best = today]   Without = geometry, life is pointless.   Stable = relationships are for horses.   Your body = would look good in my trunk.   Just say NO to = negativity.   When…

[Bumper = Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your choice of best = each day]   I plan to live = forever. So far, so good!   Gravity – It’s = not just a good idea, it’s the LAW.   People like = you are the reason…

“What = the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls a = butterfly.” – = Richard Bach   “A ship = in harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.” = – John = Shedd   “You&#821= 7;re braver than you believe, stronger than…

When I was in = my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less. I needn’t hold = my tummy in to wear a belted dress. But now that I = am older, I’ve set my body free;There’s the comfort of = elastic where once my waist would be.  …

DID YOU KNOW . = . . strong emotions are stupid and should be = hated?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism, but stealing from many = is research?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . I used to be…

[Match each of = these 25 states with an Iconic Brand associated with it. Yes, I’m = actually GIVING you all the right answers as a sweet way to start the = new year!]   1 = ALBERTSON’S 2 = APPLE 3 BANK OF = AMERICA 4 BEN & =…