“It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.&#82= 21; ~ Babe Ruth   “The secret of change is to = focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.&#8= 221; ~ Socrates   “There are two rules for suc= cess: 1. Never reveal…

[Today is Friday, the end of a work week and the 30th of June. = Someone told me tomorrow begins a new month. I thought, “Would July t= o me?”  Here are some lame jokes to spread cheer at work before = a long weekend, and deep sigh realizing that…

Tried calling the Tinnitus hot line.  No answer. It ju= st kept ringing and ringing and ringing.   ~~ BREAKI= NG NEWS:Overnight burglary at the new Apple store. Police are looking for iWitnesses.   ~~ I= f you hate speeding tickets, raise your right foot.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffi=…

[I’m Bob. My friends call me ‘Grif’. College = students of mine call me “Dr Bob”. Parishioners call me “= Pastor Bob”. What you DON’T know is that . . . ] >I&#= 8217;m on my second guardian angel. The first one quit and is now in therap= y.  …

SIMPLE MULTIPLE-CHOICE GEOGRAPHY QUESTIONS guaranteed to amuse = and amaze.  And I even GIVE you the RIGHT ANSWERS.  (Choices offe= red are listed alphabetically, so no clue there).  Have fun. Correct a= nswers tomorrow.   1. What nation has the most islands? __________(Canada, Indo= nesia, Philippines, Sweden)   2. What…

[June is a traditional month for weddings, so thought as the mo= nth closes, I’d share some thoughts for those who’ve taken the = plunge this year or perhaps many years ago. Take it or leave it, but it&#82= 17;s free and worth every penny.] If your husband says he…

[I have tried to compile a list to advocate why summer is a gre= at time of the year. If I missed one of YOUR favorite reasons, add it to th= e list.] What do I love most about summer? >WARM WEATHER. = Sunlight, blue skies, puffy clouds, cool breeze.…

[A few years ago, we posted this humor. When asked to run it ag= ain, I am happy to . . . and yes, I smiled again and hope you will, too]   Did you hear that the McDonald brothers (both A and W) killed th= e Burger King?  …

Many puns make me numb. Math pun= s make me number.   ~~ The top 3 symptoms of lazines= s are: 1.   ~~ My fr= iend David had his ID stolen. Now he’s= just Dav   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin [email protected]= www.grif.net "Jesus Know= s Me, This I Love!"…

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it wa= s called witchcraft.   Today, it’s called golf.   ~~ ANSWERS TO QUIZ ~~   g =3D 1. APPLETON Harr= y Houdini & Paper Mills m =3D 2. BELMONT= First Capital q =3D 3. EAU CLAIRE Clear…

In 1968 I abandoned Minnesota and adopted Wisconsin as my new h= ome. Teresa and I set up our first apartment here. We both completed underg= rad degrees at Maranatha Baptist University. I earned another degree from U= niversity of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, and a seminary degree and ordination = as…

[The title of today’s Grif.Net humor is only a coincidence that= it falls on our wedding anniversary.  Teresa and I have been happily = married for 3 years. 3 out of 53 ain’t bad.]   A man was sued by a woman for de= famation of character.  She charged that…

At our church’s summer camp teen girls’ week, the c= ampers were gathered around in a circle for their nighttime devotions. The = counselor asked if any of the girls wanted to share something that had happ= ened that day that impacted them. &nbsp= ; One camper raised her hand…