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If I could choose to have just one super-power, it would be inv= isibility. Thank you. I just wanted to make myself clear.=   ~~ANSWERS TO QUI= Z~~   1.= Pierre founded an auction site (simply named AuctionWeb) but wanted a shor= t, catchy name. He wanted ‘Echo’, but the…

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I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too = many personal questions. Like, “Whose = blood is this”, and “Where did you get it?”   ~~ My friend said to me, “I won’t use stores that g= ender kids’ beds.” I said, &#822= 0;Like a…

Examining the paradoxes and incongruities of the English langua= ge may cause considerable head scratching.   SINCE . . . >There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger, and ne= ither pine nor apple in the pineapple. >E= nglish muffins were not invented in England nor…

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[Time for another quiz, this one a tried-and-true multiple gues= s test but on an eclectic blend of subjects about nations on earth. Enjoy t= he search for truth.]   1. What is the most peaceful nation on earth? Australia, Austria, Iceland, Ireland   2.After Russia, what is t= he…

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