I don= ‘t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner. &nbsp= ; I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash and rinse my hair the s= hampoo goes down my body. On the back label of the bottle it clearly states= : “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”  …

Today= (August 2nd) at sundown, marks the solemn Tisha B’av (9th of Av in the Jewish calendar). The date varies from late July t= o August on modern caledars, but it is a 25-hour period of prayer and fasti= ng in remembrance. We join them in contemplation and prayer, trusting…

[Bill S. sent these and wondered if = I could use some new puns and word plays for my monthly foray.  Every = reader of the Grif.Net will say, “Always, Bill, always.”]= I got run over by a rental car. It Hertz a lot.   Wanted: Roofing Contractor.Must be truss…

My visit to the doctor earlier this month led to a n= ew prescription. Been a couple of weeks and I looked at the bottle for info= rmation.   I phoned the clinic. "Is it true," I wanted to know,=  "that the new medication prescribed has to be taken fo= r the…

A fel= low admitted, “On my dating ap, I posted that I have a corner office = with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I’m paid = to travel.   My dates never seem too happy= when I tell them I’m a city bus driver.”…

[Fina= l quiz on Capitals and these are REALLY HARD. With nearly 200 nations plus = territories and many changed in the past two decades, it makes this even mo= re difficult. Clue: the 15 capital cities are listed alphabetically in thes= e 15 questions. Good luck and thanks for…

Durin= g a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the director, “How do you d= etermine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"   "’Well,” said the director, “= we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to t= he patient…

An ode to times long gone. For "older folks" only = – (Under 60, you may not understand)   You could hardly see for all the snow= ,  Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. = Pull a chair up to the TV set, Good night, David; Good…

I hav= e kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.   I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the roa= d. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”   I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a ve= ry good…

[Have you met someone at school, the office, the lib= rary, or church and want to get to know them better? Here are some cheesy o= pening questions that could lead to a date =E2=80=A6 or immediate rejection= 😊]Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.  …

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother= , "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."   The mot= her, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That’s int= eresting," she said, "How do you make babies?"   "It’s si=…

[Back= to U.S. STATE CAPITALS to test you further on what is happening around us.= ]   1. What state capital city hosted the = infamous "Earthquake Game" when a last second touchdown caused th= e crowd to cheer so loudly that it registered as an earthquake on a local…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_048A_01DBFA20.E3D77F90 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Two elderly ladies met at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other’s health, one asked how the other’s husband was doing. “Oh! Ted died just last month. He…