I said, = “Doctor, every morning I when wake up and look in the mirror I = feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with = me”?   He answered, = “I don’t know, Bob, but your eyesight is = perfect.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus…

[Random = fractured fairy tale ideas]   As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw = people in half.  Was he an only child? No, he had lots of half-brothers and = sisters   Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s = lamp? Me neither. It would take a…

[First of the = month means another attempt and puntiful humor] Not sure that my = new tax accountant, Mr. Lou Pole, will get me out of trouble with this = IRS audit.   When the = electrician arrived home at 3 a.m. his wife asked him, “Wire = You Insulate?”…

A musician who = joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time = with the rest of the band. Finally, the = captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I’ll throw you = overboard. It’s up to you, sync or swim."   ~~ A…

[But the = cruise ship humor floats on]   Odd questions = asked on board our ship and answers courtesy of the crew (if needed; = some are “duh” questions)   Q: “Is = the water in my cabin’s toilet fresh water or sea = water?” A: [Room = Steward] “I…

FROM = JONI’S DAILY RADIO BLOG (Feb 21, 2018)   Suffering = provides the gym equipment on which your faith can be = exercised.   Deny your = weakness, and you will never realize God’s strength in = you.   Suffering is = the textbook that will teach you who…

A friend wrote a letter to a small Cruise Ship company on which he = planned to take a vacation. He wrote, ”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He = is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me = to…

Steve was a = professional in his early 50’s, retired and decided to start a = second career. However, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on = time. Every day he was 5, 10, even 15 minutes late. However, he was a = good worker, really clever, so…

There was some = mix-up with a woman’s cabin on board our ship. The Purser at = Reception was trying to remedy the situation.   He offered her = a choice in to replace her original room: “Would you like an = inside cabin or an outside cabin?”   She…

A passenger was furious when his steak arrived too rare.  =   “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say = ‘well done’?”    “I can’t thank you enough, sir,” replied the = waiter.  “On a cruise ship the staff hardly ever get = compliments.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin…

[Thoughts going thru my brain on every cruise I = take] I have no cruise control.  It’s like they almost = book themselves.   A cruise is = great for a lot of reasons: relaxing by the pool, dancing the night = away, eating 10 meals a day AND gaining…

[Here are some = good rules for everyday life]   Learn from the = past. Plan for the future. Live in the present. Live beneath = your means. Return everything you borrow. Stop blaming = other people. Admit it when you make a mistake. Give clothes you don’t wear to…

[Boarding ship = in a couple hours.  Today may NOT be the best day to be = dieting.  So wife shared some “motivation quotations” = to keep me off the 10-meal a day plan I usually enjoy on = board.]   "I’m not = overweight. I’m just nine inches too…