Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot = do.   Take Beethoven, for example. They told him he could = never be a musician because he was deaf.   But did he = listen to them?  No way . . .   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin =…

[We always start the first workday of each month with high-class = humor.]   Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always up to = something. And elevators are dangerous too, so I’m taking = steps to avoid them. When the = escalator stopped, everyone staired.   My first ride = on…

A son took his = elderly father, who had recently suffered a stroke, to a nice restaurant = for dinner. His father, being very old and weak, fumbled with his fork, = dropped food on his shirt and trousers while eating and drooled a = little from a sagging corner of…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What do = snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted = Flakes.  What do = snowmen wear on their heads? Ice = caps  What = nickname can you call a snowman…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What game do = snowmen enjoy? Making snow = angels.   What did one = snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell = carrots?  Why did the…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   How do snowmen = make their beds? With sheets of = ice and blankets of snow.   What kind of = money snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What sort of = cake do snowmen like? Any kind, as = long as it has thick icing.   What do you = get when you cross a snowman…

[Thanksgiving = is over. Kids are back in school. Winter storms are raging.  Yep. = Time for “Snowman Joke Week”]   What time is = it when little white flakes fall past the classroom = window? Snow and = Tell.   What is it = called when a snowman has…

A young man = went to seek an important position at a large printing company. He = passed the initial interview and was going to meet the director for the = final interview. The director = saw his resume, it was excellent. And asked, "Have you = received a scholarship…

[Signs that I = just might have eaten too much for Thanksgiving . . . = ]   *Paramedics = had to bring in the ‘Jaws of Life’ late last night to pry me = out of my Lazy-Boy   *The doctor = told me my weight would be perfect…

[Seriously, = why be thankful this day?  God love for me demands = it!]   Psalm = 103:2 = "Bless the Lord O My Soul and forget not all His = benefits."   I Chronicles = 16:34 = “Give thanks to the LORD, for He is good; His love endures…

[MORE Famous = Sayings]   Thanksgiving = dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve = minutes. Half-time in the football game takes twelve minutes. This is = not a coincidence.   Every = Thanksgiving I think about how much Pilgrims had to sacrifice just so we…

[Famous = Quotations]   Archeologists = 10,000 years from now will believe Thanksgiving was a sacred feast where = gravy boats were worshipped.   &nb= sp;  I’m = looking forward to seeing the pies this Thanksgiving more than members = of my own family.   Thanksgiving = is the day men…