[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   21. What one = reindeer is never mentioned in “The Night Before = Christmas”?   22. What did = Clarence receive for accomplishing his angelic = mission?   23. What carol = contains…

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   11. What was = the first gift my true love sent on the sixth day of = Christmas?   12. In what = city did Miracle on 34th Street take = place?  …

[Trivia: Some = simple, some challenging, but all will focus your mind on Christmas = past]   1. In Frosty = the Snowman, who brought Frosty back to life?   2. What = biological shortcoming made the Grinch so mean?   3. Who tells = you she’s in town by…

A lovely = little girl was holding two apples in her hands.   Her mom came = in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile, “My sweetie, = could you give your mom one of your two = apples?”   The girl = looked up at her mom…

There was a = perfect man who met a perfect woman.  After a perfect courtship, = they had a perfect wedding.  Their life together was, of course, = perfect.   One snowy, = stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding = road when they noticed someone…

“The = minister came to call yesterday. He told me that, since I’m = getting up in years, I should be thinking about the = hereafter.”   “So what = did you tell him?”   “I said = I think about that all the time.  Wherever I am – in…

[Possible = names for senior citizens suggested in Newsweek (April 23, 1990). = Thankfully NONE of these have caught = on.] WHOOPIES =3D = Well-Healed Older People   OPALS =3D = Older Persons with Active Lifestyles   GRUMPIES =3D = Gown-Up Mature People   OOMPAS =3D Old = Or Mature…

[I love little = odd trivia quizzes to keep my stroke-addled brain sharpened.  = I’ve collected questions that just seem to make little sense or = are just totally off my radar.  So here are a few compiled for YOUR = brain’s pleasure today.]   1.  What = US state…

[Not sure what = grade the students got with these answers]   Teacher: What = math term describes a kettle of boiling water on top of a = mountain? Student:  = A high-pot-in-use.   Teacher: How = did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new = land? Student:  =…

‘Getting = late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat = over the shoulder and bounded out of the house.   As he drove = away, she came running down the stairs two at a time. ‘Wait, = wait’, she said, but he had…

Did= you hear that the McDonald brothers (both A and W) killed the Burger = King? Police report said it was witnessed by Five Guys.  They = surmise it was over some gal named Wendy.   Don= ’t miss the funeral. Remember, it will not be at the = Church’s,…

[Assorted Q/A = for the kids to use in school over the next couple = weeks.]   Q. Why did the = gingerbread man go to the doctors? A. He was = feeling crummy.   Q. = What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other…

[Last = Christmas my grandkids wanted an iPad or tablet. On my social security = income, I was able to purchase them a less-expensive alternative, the = Etch-a-Sketch.  If you want to save money this year, here are some = questions that will help you explain this wonderful technology to…