[I was asked = how the daily Grif Net blog began. I was a professor in a small = college in 1996 that had just installed a computer lab and each student = had e-mail but seldom received any. So I vowed to “fill up = their in-box” with a…
02/16/19 Weekend Grif.Net – He Didn’t Quit
Probably the = greatest example of persistence is Abraham Lincoln. Born into poverty, = Lincoln was faced with defeat throughout his life. He lost eight = elections, twice failed in business and suffered a nervous breakdown. He = could have quit many times – but he didn’t and because he…
02/15/19 Grif.Net – Robin’s Funeral
While walking = along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the = intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his = five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead = robin. Feeling that = proper burial should be performed, they…
02/14/19 Grif.Net – Free Advice
[FREE ADVICE = ON VALENTINE’S DAY from Dr. Bob. You’re = welcome.] *There are two = ways to handle a woman. Nobody knows either of = them. *Never argue = with your wife when she’s tired . . . or when she’s = rested. *All marriages =…
02/13/19 Grif.Net – Ask the Police
While taking a = routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a = little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my = uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes,"= ; I answered and continued writing the report. "My =…
02/12/19 Grif.Net – Jobs
[Marilyn = shared a story about employment history. Figure it may be = autobiographical.] I got a job at the custom wheel shop but I got = tired. So then I went = to work for the muffler shop, but it was = exhausting. I took a stab =…
02/11/19 Grif.Net – Dr Geezer
An = old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical = clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer’s clinic. = Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back = $1,000." Doct= or "Young," who was positive that this…
02/09/19 Weekend Grif.Net – Things to Remember
1. The past = cannot be changed. 2. Opinions = don’t define reality. 3. = Everyone’s journey is different. 4. Things = always get better with time. 5. Judgments = are a confession of character. 6. = Over-thinking will lead to sadness. 7. Happiness…
02/08/19 Grif.Net – Arrested
It was the end = of the day when I parked my squad car in front of the precinct station. = As I gathered my equipment from the trunk, my K-9 partner, Jake, sat = patiently in the back seat. I saw a little boy staring at = me. …
02/07/19 Grif.Net – Peekaboo
A fellow told = me the story that when his wife quit work to take care of their new baby = daughter, countless hours of peekaboo and other games slowly took their = toll on her. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner = of a dresser…
02/06/19 Grif.Net – Quiet in Church
Last Sunday I = noticed a mother of a 6-year old boy trying everything to get him to sit = still and be quiet while I was preaching. Then all of a sudden, = the boy quit fidgeting and was good for the rest of the = sermon. Later…
02/05/19 Grif.Net – Celebrate Chinese New Year
It’s the = year of the pig, so I’m wiping the bacon grease off my fingers as = I type some ways YOU can learn basic Chinese phrases to wow friends and = neighbors. The ENGLISH phrase will be followed by CHINESE = phrase. Best to read aloud to learn…
02/04/19 Grif.Net – Called to Preach
I am a proud old dad who has both sons in full-time = ministry. I recall when one accepted that calling from God. = After a Sunday morning church service, my son suddenly announced = to us, "Mom, Dad – I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow =…