= [Here are some OLD questions/answers that may still bring a chuckle or g= roan to each of us today]   What do you call a can open= er that doesn’t work? A= can’t opener. &nb= sp; How come it was called the &#82= 20;Dark Ages”? There we= re a…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_17C2_01DC3C2F.C7317930 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit After putting her young children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy sweatshirt and proceeded to wash her hair, put on a clay facial masque, and insert a teeth-whitening device in her…

= [Pastor Wayne Muri, an old c= lassmate of mine, wrote this encouraging thought on death for a Christian s= hortly after his sweet wife’s passing in 2018. Used by his permission.]   Sitting with a group of friends one night, = the question came up, “What’s it like to…

Two litt= le boys were visiting their grandmother, and she took them to a restaurant = for lunch.   They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat= =2E   Finally, their grandmother grinned at the server and said, "Just = bring them bread and water."  =…

A little= 4-year-old girl was diligently pounding away on the keyboard at her grandm= other’s desktop computer.   She told her grandmother she was writing an exci= ting story.   = "What’s it about?" her she asked the girl.   "We= ll, I don’t really know," she replied.  "Remember, I…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_08FD_01DC3841.494635C0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?” “You’re both really old,”…

A grandm= other was telling her granddaughter what her own childhood was like.   "= We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung= from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberrie= s in…

I didn’t= know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test = her.   I would point out something in the kitchen and ask what color it was.= She would tell me, and always she was correct.   This was really fun for me= ,…

&#822= 0;You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the = last one.”=AF Zig Ziglar   = “The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to star= e up the steps – we must step up the stairs.” =AF = Vance Havner  …

The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encycloped= ia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag = and asked, "What flag is this?"   A little girl called out, "= That’s the flag of our country."   "Very good," the teacher s= aid.  "And what…

[Having = made scores of flights from the small “international” airport i= n Casper, this story made the rounds regularly. Now that we’ve retire= d and no longer fly, I thought it would be good to resurrect this one from = more than 25 years ago and give all another…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_1F17_01DC32C3.1281F2F0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Trying to keep you all in stitches, we have an assortment of word-play humor based on sewing to start off the month.] Sign in the Tailor Shop: Those who get too big for their britches will…

[A frien= d asked for some “pastor/church humor” for the 25th = celebration of her pastor at the church. Kudos to the brother with a long t= enure; 16 years was my longest. So share this old 1996 Grif Net with everyo= ne because it may me smile again.] &=…