= My friend Ken posted a melan= cholic, yet meaningful song.  It is sung to the tune "Yesterday&q= uot; by The Beatles.   Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my databa= se has gone away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.   Suddenly, There’s not half the…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0681_01DC561D.FD89D060 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Each August of the last three years of the 1960’s, my college roommate Wayne and I spent weeks in the high country of Colorado as college leaders of Christian teens in wilderness camping trips. After physically…

= “I don’t drink or take= drugs. At my age, I get the same effects by standing up too fast.”   “I only have one thing left on my= bucket list: getting through the day.”   “I love telling old stories, because I’m too old to make = new stories.”…

= “I have many hidden ta= lents. Sadly, I can’t remember where I hid them.”   “I went into an antique store, and they wouldn’= t let me leave".   “I was told = that even as a senior I should just pop out of bed in the morning, but…

= “I heard about a datin= g site for people my age. It’s called Carbon Dating".   “I define ‘dressing up’ as = putting on a clean pair of pajamas.”   “I’m glad I learned to laugh at trouble when I was younger, = because now I don’t have much else…

= “I believe being young= may be beautiful, but being old is comfortable.” =   “I assume I’m getting old now that everything e= ither dries up or leaks.”   “I= don’t know how I got over the hill without ever making it to the top= =2E”   “I reached…

= “I don’t try to = turn back my odometer; I want people to know why I look this way. I’v= e traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”   “I have reached the point when I stop= ped lying about my age and started bragging…

= At the end of October 2018 a= t age 70, I suffered a right-brain stroke. After a few days in ICU in the h= ospital, I was allowed to return home but not to preaching. I had very few = “deficits” and the specialist said I was in the…

= “I know my doctor thin= ks I’m getting old when the specialist he referred me to was an archa= eologist.”   “I’m so old= , I remember when the Dead Sea was middle-aged.” &= nbsp; “I’m learning that ‘old people’ are = just ‘young people’ who have been alive…

= “I’ve found the = older we get, the earlier it gets late.   = “I thought about a second career, so took an aptitude test. I found o= ut the work I was best suited for was retirement.”   “I know that money isn’t everything, but it su= re…

= “I was told that, sayi= ng “Oh, this old thing?” isn’t an appropriate way to intr= oduce my wife.”   “I argued wi= th my wife and finally yelled at her, ‘You know, I was a fool when I = married you.’ She replied, ‘That may be true, but…

= “I am not getting old;= I’ve become a classic.”  = &#8= 220;I don’t think I’m having hot flashes, but think my inner ch= ild is definitely playing with matches.”   “I found that a benefit of old age is that my secrets are alwa= ys safe with my friends…

= "I finally got eight ho= urs of sleep and it only took me three days!" &nbsp= ; "I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leave= s the station without me. It’s okay, though, I know it’ll circle back event= ually."   “I was notified that =…