[Seco= nd round of searching out capital cities, this time in our own United State= s. Not conventional quiz but containing odd facts about each capital city. = ]   1. What state capital city is famous f= or inventing perforated toilet paper?   2.= What state capital city contained…

SHOUT OUT to the sidewalks.  They keep me off the street. SHOUT OUT = to my fingers. I can always count on the= m. SHOUT OUT to facial hair. I always tried to shave it off, but now it’s kind of growing o= n me. SHOUT OUT to that old…

[Firs= t weekend of the month means encouraging and inspiring words from the past = (and present). Think on these things.]   = =E2=80=9CBeing successful and fulfilling your life=E2=80=99s purpose are no= t at all the same thing.=E2=80=9D=E2=80=95 Rick Warren   =E2=80=9CWith malice toward none, with charity towa= rd all.=E2=80=9D ~…

RAGGED OLD FLAG &nbsp= ; I walked through a county courthouse square,= On a park bench an old man was sitting there. I said, "Your old courthouse is kinda run down." He said, "Naw, it’ll do for our little tow= n." I said, "Your flagpole has = leaned a little…

= [Readers are BEGGING, but I’m not listening to their pleas and going = to share MORE Grandpa jokes today]   I’d l= ove to have kids one day. I think that’s as long as I can ha= ndle them.   The guy who stole my diary we= nt missing.…

A son= told his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” =   His father sighed and said, “You know, you c= ould do better.”   “Thanks D= ad,” the son replied. “That means a lot.”   The father shook his head and said, “Quiet. son. = I was talking to…

[Five= Tuesdays in July, five Capital Cities quizzes coming up. Some easy, some t= ough, all will help brain function and wanderlust. Answers tomorrow.]   1. What is the largest capital city (populati= on) in the European Union?   2. What is th= e capital of Granada?   3. What…

[Might as well end June with more high-quality pu= ns and word plays better than Dad ever told.]   I wonde= red why the pupils are the last part of the body to stop working when you d= ie. Then I remembered they dil= ate.   Teresa asked me the…

Newly= released statistics for 2025 are somber:   CHURCHES: **Over 15,000 churches will close in 2= 025; about 4,000 new churches will be started &nbsp= ; **46% of Americans believe church is important to them now,= down from average of 70% for last 6 decades =   **Over 1,500 pastors left the ministry every= month last year.   **Over half…

[Older and bigger gr= oan than simple Dad = Jokes] Poop jokes are not m= y favorite. But they are a solid= #2. Got home and found m= y kids had been on eBay all day. If they’re sti= ll there tomorrow, I’ll have to lower the price. I got…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_1AF7_01DBE678.D798F030 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Many Dad Jokes have really lame word play or puns, but Grandpa Jokes raise the bar at least an inch higher.] What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam. What do…

Long ago, God came down, went to the Germans, and said,= "I have Commandments that will help you live better lives."= The Germans ask, "What are Commandments?= "And the Lord says, "Rules for living.""Can you= give us an example?"God says, "Thou shalt not kill.""Not kill? We’re not interested." So, God went…

[Imagine it is the summer of 1900 as you take this little qu= iz. All answers are based on the book "When My Grandmother Was a Child= " by Leigh W. Ruttledge, so cannot vouch 100% for accuracy. Life today= is NOT the “norm” in American history. My grandparents were…