[Always start = the month’s first weekday with some G-rated = puns]   I always tell = people how good dried grapes are for them because I’m all about = health and raisin awareness.   Driving with = one headlight isn’t very bright.   Albert = Einstein was a genius…

[Most know = that 7 months ago I suffered a major right-brain stroke.  While I = have had few continuing deficits, I am just beginning the Recovery in my = mind, an area hidden to others who simply see me back at church or the = store. This article is…

Reviewing footage of actual police cam videos around the country came = up with these great lines from the men and women in = blue:   ** "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll = stretch after you wear them a while."   ** "If you take your…

A friend on = PEI said three senior citizens were out for a stroll on the = beach. One of them remarked, “It’s = windy.”  The second replied, “No way. It’s = Thursday.”  The last one said, “Me too. = Let’s stop for a cup of tea.”   ~~ Dr…

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I’m about to tell you a story I’ve never heard = before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. (Admission is free, so pay at the door.)   One fine day, in the middle of the…

[Overheard at the Office]   *I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders = from no one.   *I think…therefore I am confused.   *I work well with deadlines.  I always get it done when I get it = done.   *I would give $1000…

[Some jokes = about sergeants in remembrance of my dad, Tech Sgt. Robert E Griffin, = Sr. (1918-1999), who served in Army Air Corps on a boat in the = Philippines in WWII] ~~The = sergeant growled at the young soldier, "I didn’t see you at = camouflage training this…

When a minister finished speaking at a medical school, a young cynic = came forward to say, "I have just dissected a cadaver completely, = but no place did I find a soul. How can you tell people a soul = exists?"   The minister asked, "When you opened the…

When I was first married, my wife used to call me handsome. =   As a matter of fact, even though we are now divorced, she STILL calls = me handsome.   Every time I have some money, she says, “Hey! Handsome = over.”   [thanks Ben for the humor]…

Husband at = Home Depot Garden Shop: “Honey, why do you keep buying plants when = you just end up killing them?” Wife: “Just to remind = you what I’m capable of.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"  

A friend shared a note that his wife had plastic surgery last week and = was having a slow and difficult recovery. I had to ask what the = surgery was all about. He replied, “I cut up her credit = cards”. = ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] =…

The defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking = to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined." =   "It’s in the judge’s hands now," said the lawyer. =   "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" =…

A woman was = getting lunch ready when the phone rang.   "This is = the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He’s been caught = skipping class and told us a string of unbelievable = lies."   "I’ll say = he has," the woman replied. "I don’t have…