A smile costs = nothing, but gives much.   It enriches = those who receive, without making poorer those who = give.   It takes a = moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts = forever.   None is so = rich or mighty that he can get along…

[So many = questions with answers that mean so little] If you replace = "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", = you get the answer to each of them.   Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge, but not in = refrigerator?   Who knew what = time…

The = first-grade teacher asked her students to name an animal that begins = with an “E”. Justin, not the sharpest pencil in the box, = raised his hand. “Elephant!” he said = triumphantly   The teacher = then asked for an animal that begins with a “T”. Justin =…

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody = agrees that it is old enough to know better.   The secret of = life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got = it made.   When looking = for a reason why people…

After his = return from Rome, my friend Jim couldn’t find his luggage in the = Newark Airport baggage claim. He went to the lost luggage office and = told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the = carousel.   She smiled and = told him…

[Hey, you know it’s the only way they’ll = hear.]   *My grandpa says he survived mustard gas and pepper = spray during the war.  He said this made him a seasoned = veteran.   *My grandpa told me he’d personally seen the = Titanic, and from the beginning he…

One day, a = father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country = with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They = spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be = considered…

Our = grandfather clock suddenly stopped working.  So we looked up the = only clock repair office in the state, loaded it in the van and headed = to the shop.   In the shop = was a little old man who insisted he was Swiss but had a heavy…

Best lie I = ever heard was from my Mom who constantly said, “Clean your plate. = Eat all your food so you can grow up big and strong”. A = lie.  Look at me now.  Just big.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…

When someone = make you angry, THINK before you speak.  Counting the seconds gives = you time to cool off.   If the person = is younger than you, count to 10 first, then = speak.   If the person = is about your age, count to 25, then speak.…

Tim said, “If you boil a funny bone, it turns into a = laughing stock. I find that humerus.”   Billy said, = “My therapist told me ‘Write letters to people you hate and = burn them.’  Did that, but now I don’t know what to do = with the…

{Reprint on = request from June 9, 2010 Grif.Net.  Laughed then. Laughed again = now.]   Our teacher = asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried = chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t = have been right, since everyone else in the class…

A man found a = cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and = watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its = body through that little hole. Until it suddenly stopped making any = progress and looked like it was stuck.…