During the = wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual = offer. "Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. = When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and = cherish’ and all that stuff,  I’d…

[First of the = month so MUST share another batch of bad words] Amazed to see Old = Faithful still spouting regularly. All the geysers talkin’ about = it.   I wanted to = chicken-proof my front lawn so it would be = impeccable.   “I hate = snow. Wait,…

After just a = few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and = his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try = counseling. They had been at each other’s throats for some time and felt = that this was their last…

[Only a = slightly-sacrilegious take on the original well-loved poem. Sorry I do = not have attribution; the writer probably went into witness = protection.]   One night I = had a wondrous dream, One set of = footprints there was seen, The footprints = of my precious Lord, But…

Bruce = admitted, “I saw a letter lying on the doormat. The envelope said = ‘DO NOT BEND’, so I spent the next 2 hours trying to figure = out how to pick it up.”   Sharon confessed: “In tsunami, the T is silent. In = honest, the H is…

[Son and Dad = had an “update” after the first month of = school]   Hey = Dad, $chool i$ = really great.  I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. = With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you =…

Top 10 Reasons = to Procrastinate:   1. =       ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

[After Labor = Day, I did some research on what Unions were doing and share these = updates for those interested]   The Custodians = of America were brushing up their resumes since their work was not = really picking up.   &nb= sp;       The Balloon = Makers formed a union…

A woman phoned = her husband at work for a chat.   HIM: "I’m = sorry, dear, but I’m up to my neck in work today and I can’t talk right = now."   HER: "But = I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you, = honey."…

Charles Plumb, a US Naval Academy graduate, was a = jet fighter pilot in Vietnam.  After 75 combat missions, his plane = was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted = into enemy hands.  He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist = Vietnamese prison. He…

[MORE comments made in the year 1955 that my friend = Marilyn forwarded to me]   **It won’t = be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to = watch their kids so they can both work. **I’m afraid the = Volkswagen car is going to open the…

[Comments made in the year 1955 (the year my friend = Marilyn graduated from high school) that she remembered and forwarded to = me ]   **I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going = the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s = groceries for $10.00…

[While = visitation to Yellowstone National Park has skyrocketed over the years, = not everyone who goes to America’s first national park is a happy = camper. The following one-star reviews were taken from Yelp and Trip = Advisor.]   Seen ’em = all – “Seen one majestic and colorful…