[Another day, = another trip down memory lane of juvenile = joking] How to Write a = Mystery Novel by Paige Turner   The Great = English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon   Tight = Situation by Leah Tard   Meeting in = France by Ron DeVous   A Trip…

[#21-30 of the = fifty books that might have made a difference in the = world] Sitting on the = Beach by Sandy Baum   Window = Coverings by Kurt and Rod   Passing the = Mensa Tests by Samar T. Pants   View of the = Skyline by Bill…

[10 = more “clever” book titles from the mind of a consummate = junior higher] She’s = Late for Work by Dr. Wages   Ten Years in = the Bathtub by Rink Lee Prune   My Career with = Avis by Ren Tacar   Facebook = Business Practices by Eve…

[We = used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is = that we still think they’re funny now.] The Numbers = Game by Cal Q. Later   Falling Off = the Balconyby Eileen Dover   What Makes a = Good Thief by Ian…

Only God can turn . . .   . . a MESS into a MESSage   . . a TEST into a TESTimony   . . a TRIal into a TRIumph   . . a VICTim into a VICTory   . . a WORRier into a WARRior   ~~ Dr…

Why is every = “c” in “Pacific Ocean” pronounced = differently?   If two monkeys = open an Amazon account together, are they still scientifically = classified as prime mates?   I know that understanding English is weird. But I wonder = if it can be understood though through tough,…

[And yes, = everyone agrees I need new friends]   Linda = concluded, “As a Baptist I am exempt from Daylight Saving Time = changes. That hour was ‘saved’ last year, and ‘once = saved, always saved’.   Ken warned, = “Caution. My dog can’t hold its = licker.”  …

November is = National Adoption Month, a time when many American focus and pray for = the plight of the fatherless. Some hearts will be stirred to action, and = will begin the process of fostering or adopting. Others will assist in = prayer and support (financial, emotional, spiritual).  ALL…

After Micah = and his family returned from the cemetery, his mother thought he finally = understood the concept of “Dust thou art, to dust = returnest”, and sent him to play in his = room.   As he was = building a Lego house on the floor, one of…

At a recent = graveside funeral, the pastor tried to explain the phrase “Dust = thou art, to dust returnest” concerning the transient nature of = the human body.  Man has nothing in which to boast, as he is made = from the dust of the earth and returns to…

I was in a = hurry for supper, so took the kids by the drive-thru at Kentucky Fried = Chicken. They wanted the kid’s meal with the drumstick.  So = talking to the little speaker in the lane I asked for a kid’s meal = with a leg.   The…

“I could = have been rich. My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it = never really took off.”   “Looking = 50 is great only if you’re really = 70.”   “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, = ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we…

I don’t think = most kids today know what an apron is. The principle use of Mom’s or = Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had = a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and = aprons used…