[Earthquakes = can strike without warning, and being prepared for such a disaster can = mean the difference between life and death. Here are some tips to help = you and your loved ones make it through a quake. Randy forwarded these = for grif net blog use 20 years…

Today I felt = “disflooriented”, that confused feeling when I = couldn’t recall what level of the parking garage I parked = on.   For = Christmas I got a free Air Guitar, no strings = attached.   I asked my = French friend if she likes to play video…

By dictatorial fiat of a few liberal judges, we = cannot give priority to the TEN COMMANDMENTS on which American Society = "used" to be based. But we do have a NEW SET of Commandments . = . .   1 – Thou shalt have no other God except thyself;…

[More simple Haiku poetry to help you thru computer = troubles]   Stay the patient course. Of little worth is anger. The network is down.   A = crash reduces Your expensive = computer To a simple = stone.   Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess…

[In Japan, computers have replaced the impersonal = and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku = poetry. So how would that work in English?  Each only 17 = syllables. Actually “sounds” like a computer, = eh?]   A file that big? It might be very useful. But…

Wayne asked Mary, "Honey, what do you like most about = me–my rippling muscles, my winsome personality or my handsome = face?"Mary chuckled and answered, = "Your sense of humor!"   Mary called me yesterday, and when I answered, she said, = "Knock, knock!"I don’t like "Knock, = knock" jokes,…

[Friends and = former friends so enjoyed the three days of lame “Dad Jokes” = back a few weeks ago, that they sent us a few more. I added some of my = own, too. Any you laugh at are mine. (That’s a = joke).]   I like telling =…

After the = holidays, Tonya Z pleaded: “Alexa, delete my = belly”   Jenna related = her story: “I asked me husband just to take the spider out and not = kill it.  He returned after taking the spider out and evidently had = a few drinks.  He told me…

[From a = medical missionary in Africa]   One night I = had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all = we could do she died leaving us with a tiny premature baby and  a = crying two-year-old daughter. We would have…

Ole is on his = deathbed and whispers to Lena, “Is everyone gathered here in the = bedroom?”   Lena looks = around and assures him, “Yes, dear. Ole Jr and Christina, your = fishin’ buddy Sven, your brother Karl, Aunt Lottie, even your = cousin Halmar – we’re all…

Ole, on his = deathbed, said to Lena, “Forty-eight years we’ve been = married. You’ve stuck with me through it all. = . . The = tornado that blew our house down. . . The years = the crops failed. . . The time = all the pigs died. .…

Ole is on his death bed and says to Lena, sitting there = beside him, “When I die I want you to marry = Sven.” Lena looked surprised. “I = thought you hated Sven.” Ole replies, “I do.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…

Ole died. So = Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The = gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena = what she would like to say about Ole.   Lena replied, = "Just put two words: ‘Ole died’."   The…