[Humor from = Friends of the Grif Net to give us all a smile]   Heather M = related, “Today, Satan whispered in my ear, ‘You’re = not strong enough to get thru this’.  So I whispered, = ‘6 feet back, Satan’”.   Eric S said, = “My wife and…

[There is a = common misconception that corny jokes are just for kids, but the truth = is that there are many adults who like them, too, but they are just too = embarrassed to admit it. Please laugh quietly to yourself.] Q. = What did the cat say after…

Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His = resurrection? John 20:7 tells us that the napkin, which was placed over = the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. . = The Bible gives an entire verse to tell us that the…

[Think my = friends have too much time on their hands and no one to talk = to] Susan H wondered, “I’m gonna ask my mom if her = offer to ‘slap me into next year’ is still on the = table.”   Kenneth T = said, “I just sent…

[More thoughts = about $$$] **Excited to try my luck in the $5,000,000 New Jersey = State Lottery. Then found out the winner gets $5 a year for a million = years.   **What type of = investment do Wall Street traders call a “007?” = A = bond.  …

[April 15 = seems a good day to talk about money matters] **Promised God that = if I won 3 million dollars = in the lottery this weekend, I’d decided to donate a quarter of it = to my church.  Now I have $2,999,999.75 left.   **The economy = is…

Teresa and I = were sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking = about how to prepare in case of death.   “Honey,&#= 8221; I said, turning to my wife of fifty years with a serious = expression, “I want you to promise me, that…

We live in = challenging times.  In this time of quarantine, my grandchildren = and I are using skype, instant messenger, email and even >gasp< = land line to communicate and keep spirits up.   I always ask = them what they did this past week, and hear of video…

After the President’s news conference was over, = one of the reporters made the observation that for the first time in our = nation’s history we won’t be celebrating Easter. Well let me = tell you one thing, he’s dead wrong.   We might not celebrate what Easter has become…

=   “Garage = sale this Saturday, 7:00 a.m. until 100 = degrees.” ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"  

With all the = craziness of the Stock Market this last month I asked my broker if he = had a secret for making a small fortune investing in the = market.   He shook his = head yes, and with a smile leaned over and whispered, “Always = start…

“Hi! My = name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. = “It’s so nice to meet you!”   “I’= m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m = so excited! I remember when he was just a little thumbkin and now =…

Overheard on = Noah’s Ark: “What a lousy cruise. Think it has rained every = day!”   Overheard = at railroad yard: “I’m not sure how many trains I’ve = wrecked.  I just can’t keep = track.”   Overheard by a = husband: “Not to brag, but I went into another…