After years of = putting money into a savings = account, my wife told me the good = news. “Hone= y, we’ve finally got enough money to buy the car what we started = saving for in 1971.” I blushed with = giddy excitement. “You mean a brand-new = Cadillac?”…

Sandy said, = “They say with age comes wisdom, so my face doesn’t have = wrinkles; it has wise cracks.”   Larry = confessed, “Dove Chocolate taste way better than their = soap.”   Marilyn L = admitted, “Today I’m doing nothing, because I started it = yesterday and I…

Wanda R = confessed, “2020 came out all looking like a warm chocolate chip = cookie.  Then one bite, and WHAM.  Oatmeal = raisin.”   Richard G = announced: “Since 500 people can be in Home Depot at one time, = next Sunday’s Church service will be held in Aisle…

For a woman = who was blinded at 6 weeks of age and never had the ability to = “see” or “watch”, Frances Jane Crosby van = Alstyne (better known to Christians as simply Fanny Crosby) saw with = eyes of faith better than most see physically today.  We celebrated…

[First of the = month. Every month puns and word-plays seem to get worse.  I = learned that if such word plays drive you crazy, it might be just = psychosemantic.]   What time of = day do I like?  6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands =…

Walking down = the street I found a cell phone.  It had no name on it, but I knew = whose it was.   So, I stopped = at the local TV station and asked for the weatherman. =   “Sir, I = think this is yours.”   “What =…

I was looking = for the perfect gift to get my wife for her birthday yesterday. = Are any of you old enough to remember as a child wearing = underwear with the days of the week printed on = them?   I thought the = set of these was…

My wife Teresa = is celebrating her special day under house-arrest.  Since I = can’t go to the store to purchase one, I’m looking for some = sweet sentiment to give her in a home-made card, showing what I think of = her.   What’s = your opinion of these?…

Bored with the = confinement of house arrest, I’m seeing many posts with lots of = questions to try to get to know one another.  From what YOU have = already revealed on social media, I already know TEN things about = you: 1) You can = read, since you…

‘Twas late in ‘19 = when the virus began Bringing chaos and fear to all = people, each land. People were sick, hospitals = full, Doctors overwhelmed, no one in = school.   As winter gave way to the = promise of spring, The virus raged on, touching = peasant…

“Hey = Jim”, called Harry. “Check out my new hearing aids. They = work so well, I could hear a pin drop!”   “Really?&= #8221; asked Jim. “That’s unbelievable. I’m actually = on the market for hearing aids, what type is it?” =   “Four = o’clock”, responded Harry  …

Hannibal = Lecter said, “If the food runs out, at least we still have each = other.”   The Terminator = told us: “Look for toilet paper in Aisle B, = back.”   Forrest Gump = commented, “And just like that, all the liberals that hated = plastic straws and…

When my = grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “Well, = I’m not sure . . . ”   “Look in = your underwear, Grandma,” he advised. “Mine says I’m 4 = to 6.”   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows…