Yesterday I told my students, "Class, this morning we = will have only half day of school!" "Yaaaay!" they all = shouted. Then I added, "This = afternoon we will enjoy the other = half."   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I…

Tim M = reported: “A Colorado rancher has been charged with feeding = marijuana to his cattle. It’s an unprecedented case, and the = steaks are high.”   Clayton H = admits, “I love racing cars, but I never win.  The cars are = always faster than I can run.”…

The other night I dreamed that my Candy Crush account got = deleted. I woke up and was so relieved to remember I never played = Candy Crush.   The other night I dreamed that I was a muffler on an old = Chevy. I woke up = exhausted.  …

Vincent M = asked, “Does anyone know how long toilet paper will last if you = freeze it?”   Tim M warned, “The Flat Earth Society is worried = that social distancing will push people over the = edge.”   Scott C admitted, “If I had known in March that…

[My friend Bruce from New Glasgow, PEI, Canada, shared this = anonymous poem]   I may never see tomorrow, there is no written = guarantee. And things that happened yesterday belong to = history.=   I cannot predict the future, I cannot change the = past I have just the…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #5 – “DONALD DUCK”.  Answers = tomorrow   1. Who is = Donald’s girlfriend?   2. What was =…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #4 – “ODD JOBS”.  Answers = tomorrow What would you = be doing if you took a job as…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.=C2=A0 Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #3 – =E2=80=9CCOMIC CHARACTERS=E2=80=9D.=C2=A0 = Answers tomorrow   1. What is the = name of Dagwood and Blondies dog?…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #2 – “INITIALLY”.  Answers = tomorrow   1. Why did = President Ulysses S. Grant change his name from…

[Keeping your = brain sharp during Quarantine time.  Do NOT use google; this is = quiz on what you know, not how to use a computer for the = answer.] Quiz #1 – “LESSER-KNOWN DISNEY CHARACTERS”. = List the movie.  Answers tomorrow   Example: = a. DRIZELLA TREMAINE =3D “Cinderella”…

There’s = an oft-repeated story of a chicken farmer who found an = eagle’s egg. He put it with his chickens and soon the egg = hatched.   The young = eagle grew up with all the other chickens and whatever they did, the = eagle did too.  He thought he…

[Ken shared = some “helpful” definitions to assist student = learning]   Arbitrator: A = cook that leaves Arby’s to work for McDonald’s   Avoidable: = What a bullfighter tried to do   Bernadette: =  The act of torching a mortgage   Burglarize: = What a crook sees with  …

05/07/20 Grif.Net – Help from a Lawyer A man who = needed legal = help went to a = lawyer’s office. After being escorted inside, he = sat across = the desk from the lawyer. The man needs = legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford…