A little girl = was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was = over, she asked her mother, “Why did the lady change her = mind?” Her mother = asked, “What do you mean?” "Well,= I’m not sure, but I think she went down…

My friend = Bruce said his wife told him that his granddaughter has him wrapped = around her little finger.   Bruce denied = it. "That’s not true. I said ‘no’ to her just = yesterday." "What = did she ask you?"   "Well, = she asked me if there…

The Paradox of = our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter = tempers; wider freeways, but narrower view points; we spend more, but = have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less.   We have bigger = houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but…

MOUNTAIN = REGIONAL 2020 FEDERAL CENSUS   Last name: = ________________   First name: = (Check appropriate box) (_) = Billy-Bob (_) = Billy-Joe (_) = Billy-Ray (_) = Billy-Sue (_) = Billy-Mae (_) = Billy-Jack   What does = everyone call you? (_) = Booger (_) = Bubba (_)…

I saw a fellow = at the zoo near the wild animal area.  He was looking around = suspiciously and I wondered what he was up to.   Then, as an = animal passed by, I saw him grab the tail of a cheetah when no zoo = attendant was…

[My wide = assortment of friends brings an even wider smile to my face as I read = their “news”.]   Chuck S = lamented, “I’d like to start dieting soon, but right now = I’ve got too much on my plate.”   Bob E wonders, = “Did you hear…

[Continuing = our never-equaled and never-requested attempt at lame = puns]   Baking bread = is like the sun.  It rises in the yeast, and sets in the = waist.   I’m reading a = horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen.  I can = feel it.…

Mark, an avid grif.net fan, was dismayed that we = didn’t include HIS favorite story in my selections on Man of the = House jokes last week.  I was, of course, just trying to save him = personal embarrassment.    Anyway, Mark = and his wife of many decades were…

4 Types of Churches in Dealing with Political Issues [courtesy of = Eric Geiger]   As = we approach an election, church leaders will face pressure to overtly or = subtly bring politics into their messages or into their worship = services. By preaching politics I do not mean teaching…

As a meeting = on marital advice with 50 married couples  progressed, the speaker = asked for a show of hands on who was the “head of the = house”.  All the couples looked at each other, giggled, = hemmed and hawed, and not a hand was raised.   So…

A recent study concluded that women who are more than = 10 pounds overweight usually live longer . . .   than their = husbands who mention it.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] www.grif.net = "Jesus Knows Me, This I = Love!"  

A&n= bsp;husband had just finished reading a new book titled, “You Can = Be The Man Of Your House.”   He = stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, = you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word…

A man was = married to a woman whose commands to her husband were as sharp as the = bite of a barracuda. It wasn’t so much that he was a coward, or = too timid to talk back, but you know how it is.  His whole purpose = was…