The= teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy = boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling = and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. Finally, = when the second boot was on, she…

FOUND ON THE = BULLETIN BOARD AT CHURCH . . .   “The = Palm Sunday blessing of the pets will be followed by a hot dog = lunch”   “There = will be a rummage sale next Saturday. Ladies, please leave your clothes = in the basement.”   “The…

[Again on the = first weekday of every month we try to share the very best word = plays.  Again this month we failed.] It’s very rare = for a defibrillator to fail, even though when it happens, nobody is = shocked.   I visited a = lovely old winery…

JES= US LOVES ME . . . a song no longer just for children   (ve= rse 1) Jes= us loves me, this I know, Tho= ugh my hair is white as snow Tho= ugh my sight is growing dim, Sti= ll He bids me trust in Him.   (CH=…

[Such an = underwhelming response to this week’s “Dad Jokes”, we = HAD to offer another batch of even lamer ones. Dr T suggested I rename = them as “Genuine” or “Brilliant” humor.  = You be the judge] Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about = why they…

Mar= ilyn L lamented, “I had to remove the battery from my carbon = monoxide detector.  The constant beeping was giving me a headache = and making me feel sick.”   Ken= H reminds us, “The definition of ‘overweight’ is = ‘living beyond your seams.”   Pat= ricia H rejoiced,…

[Dad jokes are = often maligned. Add them to characters in the Bible and they slide = further downhill. But it’s winter and we love sliding.] Q: = Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? = A: Moses broke = all 10 commandments at once.   Q: What…

The= sermon was long.  Very long.  And the pastor showed no sign = of slowing down. A man got up and left in the middle of the message and = later walked back in.   Aft= erward, the pastor asked the man where he had gone.   &#8= 220;I went…

[En= joying weekly quizzes each Monday.  Here’s one on a popular = game show.] 1.  When did Wheel of Fortune premier = (month/year)   2. = What famous TV producer devised the game show?   3. = What other iconic TV game show is also a product of this great…

Yesterday&#8217= ;s headlines made me sick. Liberal groups celebrated the anniversary of = Roe v Wade and rejoiced in the slaughter of millions of babies.=A0 One = group even had NON-BIRTHDAY CAKE to distribute. That is just sick. = Many of you know that I am "PRO-CHOICE", but NOT as…

Dan had a = friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left as they talked. = Since it bothered him, he suggested to his buddy Larry should see a = doctor, and have his legs checked out.   For years, = Larry refused, and told Dan he was…

A minister = delivered a sermon on God’s judgment and the reality of eternal = hell that was so strong it would make the hair on the back of your neck = stand up. No Hollywood horror movie could compare to the description he = gave about weeping and wailing…

Did you hear = about the patient who told his doctor he was addicted to = Twitter? The doctor = looked confused and admitted he didn’t follow = him.   Did you hear = about the Calculus professor who had too much to drink at a = party? He was…