Whe= n her child was to begin school, a wife started to think that she did = not look like them or anyone in either family.  So she decided to = do a DNA test.   The= results came back, showing the child is not actually related to either =…

Q:  What = brand of cigarettes did they smoke in Bible = times? A:  = Camels.  Genesis records “Rebecca lighted off a camel when = she saw Isaac”   Q: Where did = baseball originate? A: It’s = been around since Genesis 1:1 where it starts, “In the big inning…

In 1972 I was = called to pastor in the small town of Wild Rose, Wisconsin.  Since = the town had a loud “noon siren/whistle” every day on a = tower just 200 feet from our building, our church had years previously = voted to have the Sunday worship begin…

How much do = you officially know about Minnesota?  I was born and raised there = and got all 20 correct (I also wrote this quiz so I’d better get = them all right).     1. What = is the official Minnesota State muffin? = _____________________     2.…

The= re’s a story about an old man who lived in the mountains with his young = grandson. Each morning, the grandfather would sit at the kitchen table = and read from his worn-out Bible. Wanting to be just like his = grandfather, the young boy would imitate him by…

[I enjoy an = unusual group of unusual friends who usually post some unusual stuff on = their walls, emails or blogs.]   Tony L warns, = “Don’t tell secrets in the garden.  The potatoes have = eyes, the corn has ears, and the = beanstalk.”   Joe B opines,…

A = woman was cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband came running in. = Immediately, he saws the eggs and gasped in horror.   &qu= ot;Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Aren’t you even = looking? Oh, my goodness!"   The= wife, startled at her husband’s…

Thr= ee dinosaurs stumbled across a magic lamp.  They rubbed it, and a = genie appeared.   &qu= ot;I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you," the genie = announced.   The= first dinosaur thought hard. "Alright," he said, "I’ll = have a big, juicy, piece…

The pastor = performed a lovely wedding ceremony and had been asked to give a little = speech at the conclusion of the reception in the church fellowship = room.   After cake and = gifts and lots of visiting and celebrating, the father of the bride = quietly approached…

[TOUGHEST QUIZ = EVER. Quotations from the plays of Shakespeare are often used = today.  Many might know WHERE the quotation’s source was, but = few remember WHO the character was that said the famous line.  Each = quotation, then, has TWO answers – the person who said it and…

&#8= 220;Feelings come and feelings go,And feelings are deceiving;My = warrant is the Word of God–Naught else is worth = believing. Though all my heart should feel condemnedFor want = of some sweet token,There is One greater than my heartWhose Word = cannot be broken. I’ll trust in God’s unchanging…

A = father wanted to prove that he was not just some boring house Dad so he = went and got his first tattoo.  Tiny. Less than an inch = square.   Whe= n he got home he excitedly showed it off to his wife and = kids.   &qu=…

A = man just finished having serious eye surgery and his surgeon led him to = his office to discuss the results.   &qu= ot;So, would you like the good news or the bad news first?" the = surgeon asked.   The= man excitedly replied, "I’ll take the good news…