[Every few = weeks I post odd updates from the ‘net, often proving I have = friends with a stranger sense of humor than I = do.] Laura M said, = “My ancestors navigated the ocean by using stars. I missed = my exit on the Freeway even with…
07/01/21 Grif.Net – Word Play B Fun
An impartial = investigation into the controversial disappearances of the Bermuda = Triangle revealed that there were many opinions and some people had even = taken sides. You= can pick any spot to plant a tree and you don’t have to tell me = why, because I’m arbortrary. …
06/30/21 Grif.Net – Aging
With half of = this year having passed, it’s time for reminders and warnings on = dangers of aging. It is my “shout out” to old people = (it’s the only way they will hear, anyway) “I envy = people who grow old gracefully. They age to perfection like…
06/29/21 Grif.Net – Coin Collecting (part 8)
My friend was working overtime at the Denver Mint every = day. Forced into too many hours on the job, the staff = members were threatening a strike. Oddly enough, they were striking because they wanted to = make less money. ~~~ANSWERS TO FOOD NAME QUIZ~~~…
06/28/21 Grif.Net – Monday Quiz: What’s in a Name?
[Here is your = chance to answer odd-ball assortment of questions that have little rhyme = or reason. Please just post 1 answer publicly to allow others the = fun of guessing. As always, Google knows. We know = that. We want to know if YOU know it without artificial…
06/26/21 Weekend Grif.Net – What? Me Worry?
[This is a = repost from 20+ years ago as people were wondering what was in store in = the new millennium. Fear and concern over what might happen to our = lives, our planet, our future facing the dreaded Y2k. No one could even = envision the events looming…
06/25/21 Grif.Net – Changing Names
My friend = Victor recently changed his last name simply to the letter = “E” I thought is = was tribute to the positive idea of “victory” when said = aloud. He said, No. = Now, no one = can figure out the reason. Today, to…
06/24/21 Grif.Net – Moving Sheep
During the = long winter in western Wyoming, two ranchers flooded a low-lying field = and made a skating rink for their families to = enjoy. A shepherd = accustomed to crossing the fields decided to take a shortcut across that = low land to move his sheep to…
06/23/21 Grif.Net – More Highly Irrelevant Questions
[Trying to = surprise everyone with clever Q&A. Again, my perfect record of = failing stays intact] Q: What do you = call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? = A: A tattoo. = Q: = What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes…
06/22/21 Grif.Net – Coin Collecting (part 7)
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching the = current catch them and tumble them in patterns in the stream bed. = Guess I just like studying my cash flow. ***ANSWERS TO FOOD FACT QUIZ*** FOODIE FUN = FACTS 1. A century = ago,…
06/21/21 Grif.Net – Yummy Monday Quiz
[This is a = chance for everyone to enjoy exercising the gray matter. Answers to = these toughies tomorrow.] FOODIE FUN = FACTS 1. A century = ago, Americans spent about 43% of each day earning enough to buy = food. In 2020 that is about ____% …
06/20/21 Weekend Grif.Net – For Fathers
[Marlene = Robershaw, an avid reader of the grif.net blog for 20 years, had this = tribute to father’s published in her local = newspaper] Let’s be = honest folks, Father’s Day definitely takes a backseat to Mother’s Day. = Look at the facts: Father’s Day was not celebrated…
06/19/21 Grif.Net – June Weddings/Anniversaries (part 12)
[Final installment of funny/serious thoughts on = Weddings/Anniversaries. 53 years ago in September Teresa and I = fell in love. We consummated that love when we married on June = 19th, 51 years ago. And yes, still in love = today.]When I saw = you, I fell in love. You…