[Admit it. You = deal with people all the time that you would LIKE to “give a piece = of your mind”. Have some of mine; I have the little-known = spiritual gift of sarcasm and happy to share.]   **Sarcastic? = Me? Well, a little sardonic perhaps.   **If…

Have you ever = noticed how many towns are named after their water = tower?   Have you ever = noticed that your knees are just elbows put on = backwards?   Have you ever = noticed that the word bed actually looks like a = bed?   Have you…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0002_01D79BE8.35775550 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=”—-=_NextPart_001_0003_01D79BE8.35775550″ ——=_NextPart_001_0003_01D79BE8.35775550 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Leo Burkett said about writing a novel: “Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.” Evidently, my friend and former college classmate Robert…

DID YOU KNOW . = . . months that begin on a Sunday (like August 2021) will always have a = "Friday the 13th.   DID YOU KNOW . = . . that when the doctors tells you, ‘Eat natural food, not = processed food’, that both come from =…

**When I ask = for directions, do not use words like = “east”.   **My luck is = like the bald guy who won a comb.   **Don’t = bother walking a mile in my shoes.  Walk 30 seconds in my head; = that will freak you out.   **Sometimes,…

I’m going for high-steaks’ word play and = laughs, hoping I don’t totally butcher another attempt at trying = to be a cow-median.   Over the past 25 years of grif net blog humor I’ve = used all the common jokes and puns about cows, and I want this one…

Mur= gatroyd ? Do you remember that word?   Wou= ld you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, = Murgatroyd?   Hea= vens to Murgatroyd!   The= other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son = about driving a Jalopy; and…

DID YOU KNOW . = . . you can get chicken broth at the restaurant located in the New York = Stock Market?   DID YOU KNOW . = . . that 55% of people fear spiders more than they fear = death?   DID YOU KNOW . = .…

Come, ye = disconsolate, where’er ye languish,Come to the mercy seat, = fervently kneel.Here bring your wounded hearts, here tell your = anguish;Earth has no sorrow that heav’n cannot = heal.   Joy of the = desolate, light of the straying,Hope of the penitent, fadeless and = pure!Here speaks the…

The= re is a tug in my heart between Minnesota and Wisconsin.  I was = born and reared in Minnesota and did my undergrad at Pillsbury = College.  But did the rest of college/grad school in Wisconsin. Had = our first apartment as newlyweds in Wisconsin and pastored two churches…

[If you = remember what it was like to get up without making sound effects, you = may have wisdom to share]   **The older I = get, the earlier it gets late.   **For many, = the warning to ‘drink responsibly’ means only = ‘don’t spill it on the…

[Real = comments/posts from friends on social media] Louis F asks, = “Do you think kids would eat more olives if we called them = Greece’s Pieces?”   Charlotte J = admits, “Read that 95% of Americans are completely stupid.  = Thankfully, I’m in the other 10%.”   Joseph R…