{More random = thoughts on the under-appreciated gift of = sarcasm]   **My level of = sarcasm has reached the point where I don’t even know if I’m = kidding or not.   **I = don’t like making plans in case they lead to the word = ‘premeditated’ being thrown…

Overheard at = our house . . .   Bob: Honey, I = think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes. Teresa: No, = Sweetie. It’s the fridge.   Bob: I am = afraid I might be having memory issues. Teresa: How = long has this problem been going on?…

[Always enjoy = good Dad Jokes.  These didn’t make anyone crack a = smile.]   Sundays are = always a little sad.But the day before is a sadder = day.   You change = nationalities when you go into the bathroom.You were American = entering, but while you’re in there,…

The Four Candles = burned slowly at the 9.11 Memorial. Their ambiance was so soft = you could almost hear them speak . . .  = The First Candle = said, “I am PEACE, but these days the world is so angry that = nobody wants to keep me lit.” So Peace’s = flame slowly weakens…

[As events = drift toward ‘normal’, these thoughts still = remain]   People keep = asking: “Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?”  = Listen y’all, the churches and casinos are closed.  When = heaven and hell agree on the same thing it’s probably pretty = serious.   Never in a…

[Need more = jokes to survive dull lessons?  Here you go, = kiddos]   Q. Why did the = M&M go to school? A. Because he = really wanted to be a Smartie   Q. What did = the algebra book say to the science book? A. Boy, do I…

Larry K wrote, = “As a Boy Scout, I tried making a rope bridge.  I think the = troop leader gave me a compliment when he said it was knot = good.”   Ken H teaches = us, “September is the only month with the same number of letters =…

[Random = thoughts from 18 months of the covid apocalypse]   Wearing a mask = inside your home is now highly recommended.  Not so much to stop = COVID-19, but to stop eating. When this = quarantine is over, let’s not tell some = people.   I asked for =…

[Everyone = needs to hear good Dad Jokes. Sadly, you won’t find any = here.]   People say you = can pick your nose. I was just = born with mine.   I only know 25 = letters of the alphabet. I don’t know = y.   I heard about…

I enjoyed = teaching college classes. One semester I taught a class of future = teachers about “classroom stress management”.  Applies = to teachers AND students.  And parents. And me . . = .   I used an old = example I’d learned, with a simple glass of water. I…

[Jokes for the = kids to make light in the dark days of Fall and return to the torture of = elementary schools]   Q. = What’s the difference between a teacher and a = train? A. A teacher = says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew!…

September = 2021.  The devil whispered to the homeschool mom, “Your not = strong enough to handle another year of teaching your children at = home.”   She whispered = back, “You’re”.   ~~ Dr Bob Griffin = [email protected] = www.grif.net "Jesus = Knows Me, This I Love!"

[Du= e to continued quarantine concerns, I will only share inside jokes on = the first of each month] I would avoid the sushi if I was you. = It’s a little fishy.   Why= did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!   The= simple…