Bill H. = admits. "I need my sleep. I aim for about eight hours a day. Then = about ten at night."   Ken A shared, = “I visited the Drive-Thru Weight Loss Center and they told me my = greatest problem was needing to get more = exercise.”  …

* I woke up = the other morning with a real desire to exercise. So I stayed in bed = till the desire went away.   * I walk = everywhere for my health — but I never find it.   * I may not = jog or workout —…

Thinking about updating some = books of childhood and youth now that I’m in my = 70’s   **Pippi Support-Stockings   **Nancy Drew = and the Case of the Missing Toilet Paper   **Dr = ‘Dolittle’ Is a New Way of Life   **The Little = Engine that Gave Up…

FUN FACT = – There are more women archaeologists than men. Which makes sense = since they are better at digging up the past.   FUN FACT = – There is a difference between eschatology and scatology.  = Unrelated fact: I’ve been asked not to teach junior high boys =…

Imagine you = had a bank account that deposited $86,400 each morning. The account = carries over no balance from day to day, allows you to keep no cash = balance, and every evening cancels whatever part of the amount you had = failed to use during the day. What…

Have you ever = noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone = driving faster is a maniac?   Have you ever = noticed your wife’s “ready in 5 minutes” and your own = “be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the = same?   Have…

“How on = earth can you see the TV sitting so far = back?”   “Yeah, I = used to skip school a lot, too. No big = deal.”   “Just = leave all the lights on.  It makes the house look more = cheery.”   “Let me = smell…

[Se= ptember 22nd is the autumnal equinox, as the chapter on = summer draws to a close and fall “falls”. Not the normal = guffaws, but a little bitter-sweet joy.]   &#8= 220;Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first = September was crisp and golden…

After the = small  town Community Revival had concluded, the three pastors were = discussing the results with one = another.      The Methodist = minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained four = new families."      The = Lutheran preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained six…

HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . the man who always wanted to be a monk? Sadly, he never got = the chants.   HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . . . a music group called Cellophane? They mostly = wrap.   HAVE YOU HEARD = ABOUT . .…

There once was = a little boy who had a very bad temper. His father decided to hand him a = bag of nails and said that every time the boy lost his temper, he = had to hammer a nail into the fence post.   On the first = day,…

[Friends of = mine were looking for clever names for their new pet. I offered this = 2021 CELEBRITY EDITION yesterday for male dogs; today for female = dogs]   Ally = McBeagle   Catherine = Zeta-Bones   Dane = Fonda   Drool = Barrymore   Eartha = Sitt  …

[Friends of = mine were looking for clever names for their new puppies. I offered this = 2021 CELEBRITY EDITION. Today male dogs; tomorrow female = dogs]   Al = Pooch-ino   Arf = Vader   Bark = Obama   Beowoof   Black = Labbath   Bob = Scratchit  …