The hardest = years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes = (at 73)   My second = favorite household chore is ironing. My first is hitting my head on the = top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma = Bombeck   Things are = going to…

This just in . = . . According to inside contacts, the wide swings in US financial = institutions show no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting = worse.  So some recommend shifting overseas investments to Japanese = bank, if you have a yen.  Here are some insights if…

Thanks to God = for my Redeemer,Thanks for all Thou dost provide!Thanks for = times now but a memory,Thanks for Jesus by my side!Thanks for = pleasant, balmy springtime,Thanks for dark and stormy = fall!Thanks for tears by now forgotten,Thanks for peace within = my soul!   Thanks for =…

[Thanksgiving = Day has passed, but much of the bounty still remains. Wish the best = jokes of the week were reserved for today.  They = aren’t.]   What did the = leftover turkey say on Friday? Make me a = sandwich.   What did Han = Solo say to…

[Need some = tiny-tot humor for those at the kid’s table for Thanksgiving. = Adults have permission to groan – that’s why we’re = called groan-ups]   What’s a = turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing. It’s = already stuffed.   What’s the = best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The…

[Still hungry = for more good food jokes.  If so, you might want to try another = site.]   **M= y friend asked me to ship him a semi-truck load of food for Thanksgiving = but it just wasn’t palatable.   **Love a big holiday breakfast, = but a boiled…

[Mo= re food jokes I’m sure you’ll find easy to digest, and not = leave a bad taste in your mouth]   **M= y three favorite things are eating my family and not using = commas.   **M= y blind friend plans on eating seafood for Thanksgiving.  I = don’t…

[All week we will amaze you at the depth of humor we lack. = Shopping for jokes? You’ve no idea what’s in store for you. = Check them out now before someone else bags them]   **I= love candy canes when they’re in mint condition.   **I= ’ve written a…

I = stood with God on the edge of the world, and my hand was in His hand. I = looked down the road of the past as it stretched away in the dim = distance, till it was shrouded in the mists of time. And I knew it had…

Justin K said, = “I just found out that my neighbors held a meeting to discuss that = crazy person who lives on our block.  I’m surprised I = wasn’t invited.”   Sue W admits, = “Inside me is a skinny woman trying to get out. But I can shut…

I = asked my grandmother how she’s enjoying her new = stairlift. She= said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”   ^^^= ^^ My = grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She= made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her = grave so everyone…

Wha= t do you call a dad joke when it gets really old? A = grandpa joke.   ^^^= ^^ My = grandfather was a baker in the army. He = went in all buns glazing.   ^^^= ^^ &#8= 220;Back in the day,” my grandfather started to say, “You…

[Short = quiz.  No google.  If you answer publicly, please answer only = ONE to allow others the fun of wrong guesses]   1. If a sumo = wrestler makes a baby cry, what reaction do the parents = have?   2; = How to prairie dogs say “hello” to…