A lovely = little girl was holding two apples in her hands.   Her mom came = in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile, “My sweetie, = could you give your mom one of your two = apples?”   The girl = looked up at her mom for…

God was = talking to one of His angels after beginning creation and said, = “Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour = period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that = good?”   The angel = replied, “Yes, but what…

DID YOU KNOW . = . . If you drive south from = Detroit, you’ll cross into Canada.   DID= YOU KNOW . . . four times more people speak English as a second = language than as a native one?  English has MORE THAN two billion = people learning…

Your children = are beginning to look middle-aged.   You know all = the answers, but nobody asks the questions.   You are a = "17" around the neck, a "44" around the waist and a = "96" around the golf course.   You find = yourself giving good advice…

You feel your = corns more than you do your oats.   You wake up in = the middle of the night tired and listless.   You know = "where it’s at" but forgot why it’s = there.   You know how = to spell gastroenterologist.   You don’t have…

You get up to = change the TV channel and decide that as long as you’re up, you might as = well go to bed.   You start = complaining that "They’re building car seats too = low!"   Your ears perk = up when a laxative commercial comes on…

‘Getting = late for a meeting, need to run’, he said, as he slung his coat = over the shoulder, and bounded out of the house. As he drove away, she = came running down the stairs two at a time. ‘Wait, wait’, = she said, but he had already…

At a recent = church service, an older lady was fumbling in her purse for her offering = when a large television remote fell out and clattered into the = aisle.   A curious = usher bent over to retrieve it for her and whispered, “Do you = always carry…

A= good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl, 50-yard = line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn’t realize a year ago = when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding = (Feb 13th). If…

[My= granddaughter Natalie works after high school in the city library. I = will verify with her if these are true stories]   A = man walks into the library . . . . = . . and orders a hamburger. The librarian sternly reminds him, = "This is a…

Bru= ce M wonders, “I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being = lazy. It’s not like I did anything.”   Ken M states, = “I don’t want to say I’m old and worn-out, but I make = sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash…

I must be honest. A = few changes have come into my life lately. = Frankly, I’ve become a frivolous old gal. I = don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about me, but I will admit = to you that I’m seeing five gentlemen every day.   As…

[The story was = related in a missions’ publication] My mother’s father worked = as a carpenter.  One day, he was building some crates for the = clothes his church was sending to some orphanage in China.  On his = way home, he reached into his shirt pocket to find…