Ken H= =2E boasted, “A lot of women say their husband never listens to them.= I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.”   Kristin F. said, “When I told my parents over = the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said,…

A lon= g time ago a boy was born breech-backward that ended up with a miss-shaped = head. Doctor looked at the infant and said he was just odd. His parents wer= e struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so= they wrote down…

[Here’s a cha= nce to see if you know some phrases or words common out on the lonesome pra= irie of the 1800’s. Some still in use (kinda) today, but most conjure= up grisly cowpokes jawin’ around a campfire.] =   Ambu= sh at the Store – __= __________________. Barking Irons –…

[Odd jokes for families. Don=E2=80=99t blame me.] Why sh= ouldn=E2=80=99t you fundraise for marathons? They just take the money and run. &nb= sp; Why did the crab cross the road? It didn=E2=80=99t =E2=80=94 it used the sidewalk.   = Why is gras= s so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades=…

[We’ve been repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts fo= r this past WEEK from 25 years ago (May 2000). This is our final look back = for that experiment.]   "I Am a Christian"   When I say…"I a= m a Christian",  I’m not shouting "I am saved".   I’m…

[This week we are strolling down memory lane, repeating the = Grif Net email/blog posts for an ENTIRE WEEK from 25 years ago – May 2000.]=   The Easterner had always dreamed of owning a Wyoming cattle ranch and fina= lly made enough money to buy himself the spread of…

[This week we are strolling down memory lane, repeating the = Grif Net email/blog posts for an ENTIRE WEEK from 25 years ago – May 2000.]=   The World’s Shortest Books . . . =   20. Everything Women Know About Me= n 19. Staple Your Way to Success 18.…

[This week we are strolling down memory lane, repeating the = Grif Net email/blog posts for an ENTIRE WEEK from 25 years ago – May 2000.]=   From the Washington Post:       God Made Us Sisters; Prozac M= ade Us Friends       My Mother Is a Travel Agent…

[This week we are strolling down memory lane, repeating the = Grif Net email/blog posts for an ENTIRE WEEK from 25 years ago – May 2000.]=   As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun,= crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown,…

[This week we are strolling down memory lane, repeating the = Grif Net email/blog posts for an ENTIRE WEEK from 25 years ago – May 2000.]=   Ever wish you could go back to when . . .   -Decisions were made by going &q= uot;eeny-meeny-miney-mo." -Mistakes = were corrected…

[Firs= t weekend of the month means quotations that help our focus and goals for a= new season of life!]   “In light of= the fact that we must all die, the exact timing, surely, is of relatively = little consequence.” ~ D.A. Carson =   "Happiness is not a…

&#822= 0;My dad gave me one dollar bill ‘Cause I’m his = smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters ‘Cause two is more than one!   And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes — I guess he didn’t know That…

[Over= heard some old codgers at the coffee shop chatting] “When I wa= s a boy, you could walk into a grocery store with two dollars in your pocke= t and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, milk, and a jar of peanu= t butter. Now…