[Dinner-table faire for the younger set that missed the grown-u= p quiz] Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear? A: Open-toad!   Q: What do computers eat for a snack?= A: Microchips!   Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always sp= otted.…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_0451_01DB7231.1BE94D00 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit [Weekly quizzes have had a lot of wrong answers of late, so I made this one not quite so tough. Not “easy”, but figure most can get at least half correct. Please ANSWER ONLY ONE publicly…

The baby ant was confused because all his uncles were ants.   I asked a= Frenchman if he played video games, and he said, ‘Wii’.   To the guy w= ho invented zero, thanks for nothing. &= nbsp; Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s = at.   Sm= all…

[At the request of no one and interest of even fewer, here is a= report from my doctor appointment] &nb= sp; I=E2=80=99m still smiling. 😊 Could n= ot believe my doctor=E2=80=99s words. =E2=80=9CBob, you=E2=80=99re a beast!= =E2=80=9D   Wow. I=E2=80=99m thinking that is a cool thing to say. Haven=E2=80=99t =…

This is a multipart message in MIME format. ——=_NextPart_000_02CB_01DB6F0C.65AC1A30 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=”us-ascii” Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In the midst of winter, I often dream of spring. In my mind’s eye I see the days lengthening with the sun rising earlier each day in the pink morning sky, bathing the world in its…

[As best I can recall, during this pas year I have chatted with= various of my fifteen grandchildren about many subjects:]   About memory “I = have a photographic memory, but I keep forgetting to develop it.”= About life: “I used to have a handle on life, but then it…

My daughter and I were proud of our family lineage. She trac= ed it back in one line to two generations before Charlemagne in France. Ano= ther line was among the early immigrants to America, fleeing the English Ci= vil War in the 1640’s. Our ancestors included soldiers, settlers, sen=…

[A radio station had a contest for one-line jokes/humor.  = Did smile at some of the entries.] “I was in my car driving ba= ck from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I s= aid, ‘One minute, please. I’m on the phone.’” “People say…

[Two years ago, Readers Digest listed the “best snack in = every state”.  You remember all the 48 states (or more) from gra= de school, right?  I will give you 20 sweet or salty snacks, and you j= ust have to guess what state is most likely associated with these…

I was searching Google for information on diabetes.  Found= a promising site, but when I called up the page it said it used “coo= kies”. It then asked if I would accept cookies. =   Is that a trick question?   ~~= I mentioned on-line that I had a lot…

Roberta wrote, “My husband has had dementia for almost a = decade. He has almost no short-term memory. He can no longer drive, read, u= se a cell phone, or even use a credit card.   When the Christmas catalogs came, I= saw a tablecloth I wanted, but when I…

[10 fun jokes for kids; 2 tougher ones for adults. Go ahead; pl= ay with your food.]   Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?A: T= ater Tots    = Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink? A: Root beer   Q: What are twins favorite fruit? A:…

People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.   What washes up on ver= y small beaches? Micro-waves.   Wanna hear two shor= t jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, jooooo= ooooooooke.   What do Alexander the Great and Winnie…